Winners don't get caught doing drugs.

Here Lies Jake, He got shot for changing his name too much

HI, I BRING NOTHING NEW TO THE TABLE.

Specs:

Samsung Galaxy S4
Flushmaster Industrial Mk. 4 Toilet
Dyson Ball Vacuum Cleaner
Sandman Deluxe King Size Bed
Delissio Thin Crust 4 Meat Pizza
HP L1750 Power Button
Bounce Dryer Sheets
Nike Superbounce BBall Tournament Edition