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The Sculpture Within

Buy the Sculpting Tools so you can craft the town table
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Down by the Desert

Reach the 2nd world, where there's lots of sand... I hate sand...
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Snowy Wonderland

Reach world 3, the coolest world in the game!
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 9:23am

Rookie Player

You've done better than people who ditch after a few hours!
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Average Player

You're easily in the top 50% of players now!
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Elite Player

You've done better than most of my IRL friends who totally exist and aren't made up!
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Veteran Gamer

You're easily in the top 5% now, that's something to be proud of maybe kind of!
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Legendary Gamer

Your level is so massive it needs three digits! Just 4 more and you'll have a phone number!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Small Savings

10,000 copper coins worth, that's enough to buy 1400 nomwiches!
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Retirement Fund

1,000,000 copper coins worth, that's enough to buy almost 91,000 rolls of Cue Tape!
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Large Fortune

100,000,000 copper coins worth, that's enough to buy 3.8 million hot dogs!
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Guild Member

Contribute 500 GP to your guild, proving you aren't that kid in the school project who lets others do everything!
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2021 @ 7:46am

Guild Higher-Up

Contribute 3000 GP to your guild, putting yourself above fellow members who only have the 500 GP achievement!
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2021 @ 8:28am

Another Me!

Create your 2nd character, who will probably never be as good as your 1st character.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 6:43pm

More and More Me!

Create your 4th character, who will never appreciate the struggle the earlier characters went through from having no family bonus stats.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 6:43pm

A Family of Me!

Create your 8th character, who will never get the love and affection you gave your first few characters when making new characters was still special
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Do What You're Told

Complete 25 Quests on a single character. They're called Quests but they're more like chores tbh
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Bending over Backward to Help

Complete 75 Quests on a single character. Seriously these are just errands the NPC's didn't wanna do.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Simpin' for NPC's

Complete 150 Quests on a single character. The name speaks for itself.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Card Collector

Collect 10 unique cards. Who knows you may even get a Baba Yaga Rookie Card!
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Card Enthusiast

Collect 30 unique cards. If u wanna trade I got some spare Amarok cards!
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Card Dude

Collect 120 unique cards. This basically makes you like, THE guy who does the card stuff!
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Anvil Expansion

Craft the Anvil II expander. More things to craft, yay!
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Anvil Expansion Again

Craft the Anvil III expander. More things to craft, again, yay!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 11:03am

Boss Buster

Defeat the big poop and the giant house with legs!
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 9:03am

Demon Demolisher

Defeat the big hourglass and the toilet paper guy!
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Tree Top Dropout

Reach the top of the Giant Tree, then jump off... wait no don't do that last part.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Minecart Master

Get a score of 103+ in the Mining Minigame, beating the Developer's score!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Choppin' to the Beat

Get a score of 141+ in the Choppin' Minigame, beating the Developer's score!
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:07am

Catching Coronation

Get a score of 128+ in the Catching minigame, beating the Developer's score!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46am

Crystal Beatdown

Defeat your first Crystal Monster! These have a 1 in 2000 chance to spawn each time you defeat a normal monster.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Crystal S-S-S-Suuuper Slam

Defeat 100 Crystal Monsters! This could go a couple rounds...
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Crystal Championship Bout

Defeat 2000 Crystal Monsters to become the Heavyweight Champion of IdleOn!
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 4:38am

Bad Doggy!

Defeat Amarok on Chaotic Difficulty. He's all bark and... well, all bite too honestly.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Dumbo the Destroyer

Defeat Efaunt on Chaotic Difficulty. Watch out for his new kick attack, and for all his old attacks since they're still deadly!
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Pro Gamer Move

You kept the tutorial oil you get from the goblin?? You sneaker little gamer you!
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Peanut Pioneer

You gave up all those peanuts just for a secret class... was it really worth it?
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2021 @ 10:38am

Meel Time!

Shake it! To the left, to the left! Oh yea!!!
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Meet the Dev

Hey, it was super cool to meet you gamer!
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Part 1: Learn to Forge

Complete Glumlee's part of the Main Questline
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 9:27am

Part 2: Learn to Entertain

Complete the Picnic Stowaway's part of the Main Questline
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Part 3: Learn to Translate

Complete Stiltzcho's part of the Main Questline
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Classy!

Choose one of the 3 starting classes, since like there are only 3 starting classes and not 4.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Sleepy Gamer

Claim 100 hours of AFK Gains. That's like 4 days and a side of fries.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Slumbering Gamer

Claim 2000 hours of AFK Gains. That's like 3 months but not really cuz u have multiple characters.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Comatose Gamer

Claim 30,000 hours of AFK gains. That's like 2 years, but again it's really more like 2 months cuz you have so many peeps in ur squad.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

Hibernating Gamer

Claim 111,000 hours of AFK gains. Jeez, ok that's like an entire year, even with all your character idling to the max lol
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 6:23am

My First Trophy!

Equip any trophy. Well, almost any trophy, limited-time trophies don't count.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Mythical Gamer

Your level has reached a point where people debate whether or not it is possible!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Big Mobs, eek!

Defeat 5 Giant Monsters. You'll learn about these at the Prayer Rock in the Frostbite Tundra town.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 8:17am

Powdered Neutronium

Rank up the Explosive Combustion refinery chamber to rank 2.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33am

There Can Be Only One

Beat wave 50 of Wakawaka War without using more than 1 of any specific tower type. So just 1 boulder, 1 freeze, etc...
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Blurple Skull

Get a Dementia Skull or higher on every mob within World 3 in the Deathnote feature. I probably don't have to specify "or higher" here lol
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 5:31am

A Most Nice Sale

You SOLD gems to the shop..? All at once? How many? Nice.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 6:28am

Mutant Massacrer

Defeat both mutant Minibosses: The Dilapidated Slush of World 3, and the Mutated Mush of World 4.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:57am

Lv.5 Nothing..?

Ah, I see you enjoy reading upgrade flavor text as well!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43am

Petless

Trash 1000 pets. How could you be so heartless, so cold...
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Milky Wayfarer

Reach World 4, the purple world with all the space stuff and things!
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Mushrooms Defeated

Defeat enough Green Mushrooms to unlock the portal to FROGS!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Frogs Defeated

Defeat enough Frogs to unlock the portal to BEANS!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Beans Defeated

Defeat enough Beans to unlock the portal to SLIMES!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Slimes Defeated

Defeat enough Slimes to unlock the portal to BABY BOAS!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Baby Boas Defeated

Defeat enough Baby Boas to unlock the portal to CARROTMEN!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Carrotmen Defeated

Defeat enough Carrotmen to unlock the portal to GLUBLINS!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Glublins Defeated

Defeat enough Glublins to unlock the portal to THE BOSS!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Hitting the Mark

Chop 15 yellow sections in a row during the Choppin' Minigame.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

5 'hunned Copper

Have a stack of exactly 500 Copper Ore in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

1.5 Ki'log'grams

Have a stack of exactly 1500 Oak Logs in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Copper 'Quipment

Equip the Copper Helmet and Copper Platebody
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Wode Together

Defeat 250 Wode Boards with at least 1 other party member
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

2 Tons of Iron

Have a stack of exactly 2,000 Iron Ore in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Giga Decimation

Defeat all Giga Frogs before any respawn.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Shut it Poochy

Defeat Amarok, the stone golem wolf of the Encroaching Forest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Slimeicidal Endeavor

Defeat 25,000 slimes in total. This counts kills from all your characters!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Right to Bear Iron

Equip an Iron Helmet, Iron Chestplate, Iron Pants, and one Iron Tool.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

5-6 Pick up Sticks

Have a stack of exactly 20,000 Sticks in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

20 Bundles of Jungle

Have a stack of exactly 20,000 Forest Fibers in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Colosseum Contender

Get a score of 25,000 or more in the Dewdrop Colosseum.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Ten Trips of Gold

Have a stack of exactly 30,000 Gold Ore in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Minecart Maniac

Slam on a yellow ore vein in the Mining Minigame, which gives 3 points!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Steppin' on the Rats

Defeat 500 Rats with at least 1 other party member
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Tree Top Dropout

Reach the top of the Giant Tree in Blunder Hills
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Naked and Unafraid

Enter the Sewers with no equipment or weapon, and defeat a sewer poop. Don't want to get your stuff dirty after all!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

House Flipper

Defeat Baba Yaga in under 25 seconds after they spawn in the Birch Enclave
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Platinum 200G

Have a stack of exactly 200,000 Platinum Ore in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Nutty Crafter

Craft 42 golden peanuts, whatever those might be!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Decked Out in Gold

Equip Golden Helmet, Chestplate, Pants, Shoes, two Golden tools, and the Defenders Dignity ring.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Nice Fur Suit

Equip all 4 pieces of Amarok armor.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Half a Mill-log

Have a stack of exactly 500,000 Veiny Logs in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Million Null 'n Void

Have a stack of exactly 1,000,000 Void Ore in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Lucky 7s

Punch a monster, win the Jackpot! Well, hypothetically...
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

What a View!

Climb the 2nd tallest tree in all of Blunder Hills, and say 'Great view, 1 star'
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Cavernous Nook

Find the secret mining area
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:55pm

Based Roots

Reach The Roots, which is the map below the Sticks monsters in the Giant Tree
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Dungeon Pinch

Deal 100 or more damage in a single hit in any party dungeon.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Big Frog Angry

Defeat Grandfrogger on his 1st Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Big Frog Furious

Defeat Grandfrogger on his 2nd Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Big Frog Big Sad

Defeat Grandfrogger on his 3rd Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

2 Minute Meal

Spawn Grandfrogger within 2 minutes of entering the dungeon.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Big Frog Big Mad

Defeat Grandfrogger on his 4th Difficulty, and avoid becoming one with the soup...
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Golden Fly

Pass through the small golden hoop in the Catching Minigame. It's worth 3 points!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Hammer Bub

Level up the 'Hammer Hammer' Alchemy bubble to Lv. 10
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Gold School

Have a stack of exactly 1500 Goldfish in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Buzz Buzz

Have a stack of exactly 2500 Flies in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Careful, it's Sharp!

Have a stack of exactly 15 Glass Shards in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Hybernation

Leave one of your players AFK for an entire week, which is 168 hours! Anything more counts too!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Vial Noob

Get 3 vials to Lv. 4, which are the green ones
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Specializational!

Choose a subclass for two of your characters.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Obols Oh Boy!

Have 10 Silver Obols equipped at once. The Family tab counts here!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

B-o-B to Help

Complete 75 unique quests on a single character. I'm not sure what B-o-B stands for either...
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Rat-a-tat-tat

Level up the 'FMJ' Alchemy bubble to Lv. 30
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Pillars of Sand

Defeat 250,000 Sandy Pots combined across all characters. Forget the Pillars of Salt though.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Vial Connoisseur

Get 6 vials to Lv. 7, which are the pink ones
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Coarse Cards

Level up cards for Mafioso, Sandcastle, Pincermin, and Mashed Potato, all up to 1 star.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Trial by Time

Run from Town to Efaunt's Tomb in under 2 minutes. No teleporting using the World Map.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Golden Obolden!

Have 15 Golden Obols equipped at once. The Family tab counts here!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Monocle No More

Defeat 160 Sand Giants within 10 minutes of entering the map. Auto must be off.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Jellyfish Jelly

Have a stack of exactly 6000 Jellyfish in your Storage Chest. I heard their Jelly goes good with burgers btw.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Super Cereal

Have a stack of exactly 50,000 Sentient Cereal in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Sweet Victory

Get a Score of 200,000 or more in the Sandstone Colosseum
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Ink Blot

Use 101 silver pens in the Post Office
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Threadin' the Needle

Pass through the teenie tiny Lava hoop in the Catching Minigame. It only appears if you go through 25 hoops in a row!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

S-M-R-T

Level up the 'Smarty Boi' Alchemy bubble to Lv. 50
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Bigtime Bloacher

Have a stack of exactly 100,000 Bloaches in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Vial Junkee

Get 10 vials to Lv. 9, which are the hyperlight Orange ones. Stop focusing so much on vials, it's not healthy!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Fruit Salad

Have a stack of exactly 1,000,000 Fruit Flies in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Your Skin, My Skin

Wear the Efaunt helmet, Ribcage, Hipillium, and Ankles. Also have 1 Efaunt Obol equipped.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

WAAAAAAAHH!

Complete all available Treasure Hunts! You can find them on Youtube, just search for it!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Bobjoepicklejar

Pickles belong in containers, after all!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Skill Maestro

Goldric's bag of peanuts may be nearly empty, but even just one peanut is enough for some...
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Tomb Raider

Defeat Snakenhotep on his 1st Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Tomb Defiler

Defeat Snakenhotep on his 2nd Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Just Passing By

Pass 30 rooms in Snakenhotep's Dungeon by doing the thingy the room says to do.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Dungeon Slap

Deal 1000 or more damage in a single hit within any Dungeon.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Croakin' Froge

Have a stack of exactly 250 Doge -I mean froge- critters in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Sad Souls

Have a stack of exactly 1,000 Forest Souls in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Checkout Takeout

Checkout a total of 1000 talent books from the Talent Book Library.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Yawning Cogs

Have 4 unclaimed Yellow Cogs during any single moment in time, apart from March 16, 2026 at 3.07pm
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Blunder Skull

Get a Copper Skull or higher on every Blunder Hills monster in the Deathnote.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Too Cute To Live

You're gonna kill all them lil' poofs? You monster... well, at least make it quick, like 20s or less after entering the map.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Soulslike

Have 4 Prayers in your Prayer Rock thingy. You get Prayers by placing these wizard dudes into towers and stuff and kickin' butt!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Good Times Roll

Beat wave 50 in Glublin Gorefest using ONLY Boulder Roller wizards. No freeze, no confetti, just boulder.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Cog in the System

Have 20 Grey Cogs placed on the board at once. Not sure why this is an achievement, cogs are boring.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

I Create...

Upgrade buildings in construction a total of 50 times. Any buildings, utilities, wizards, shrines, they all count!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

I Sawed...

Upgrade buildings in construction a total of 250 times.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Hairy Ice Comb

Manually loot 1000 floof poofs, then 1000 melty cubes, then 1000 moustache combs. So 3000 in total!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Saharan Skull

Get a Golden Skull or higher on every YumYum Desert monster in the Deathnote.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Fat Souls

Have a stack of exactly 10,000 Dune Souls in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Borrowed Pens

Remember all those pens you lent out in school and never got back? You've got 13 seconds to vent your anger on every penguin mob!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Sqeakin' Mousey

Have a stack of exactly 60,000 Mouseys in your Storage Chest. Imagine the noise in that chest of yours... or even the smell, ugh.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Geared for Success

Have 40 Yellow Cogs placed on the board at once. Alright now I see how this is achievement worthy, cogs are kinda neat.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Entangled Compounds

Rank up the Spontaneous Combustion refinery chamber to Rank 3.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Souped Up Salts

Rank up the Redox Combustion refinery chamber to Rank 10.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

I Constructed!

Upgrade buildings in construction a total of 900 times.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Cogs Be Waitin'

Have 16 unclaimed Grey Cogs at once. Jeez, I'm glad anthropomorphic cogs aren't real.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Top Cogs

78 Cogs. All purple cogs. Did I say cogs are great? I think cogs are great. Cog cog cog!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Smirky Souls

Have a stack of exactly 250,000 Rooted Souls in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Knock on Wood

Beat wave 50 of Acorn Assault with just 4 towers active. Place down a 5th tower at any time, and it wont count!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

The Goose is Loose

Have a HONK of exactly 1,000,000 Honkers in your HONK Chest. HONKHONKHONK HOOOONK!!!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Sepia Vision

Have a stack of exactly 500 Black Lenses in your Storage Chest. Better complete this before I make it 1,000!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Rattle them Bones

Defeat every Bloodbone in just 12 seconds after entering the map. Wow, wild.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Cool Score!

Get a Score of 2,500,000 or more in the Chillsnap Colosseum
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Dungeon Wallop

Deal 25000 or more damage in a single hit within any Dungeon.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Boss Defeated

Defeat Glaciaxus on its 1st difficulty
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Manager Defeated

Defeat Glaciaxus on its 2nd difficulty
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Equinox Visitor

Find the Equinox Mirror drop from Bloodbones, a 1 in 1000 drop, and use it to visit the Equinox Valley.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Channel Surfing

Have a stack of exactly 75,000 TV remotes in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Bottle Capital

Have a stack of exactly 800,000 Bottle Caps in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Too Many Tentacles

Have a stack of exactly 10,000,000 Wriggly Balls in your Storage Chest. Green Stack bro!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Matrix Wickermen

Accumulate 8760 hours, or an entire year, of Lab AFK time across all players.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Bland Dish

What exactly were you expecting to cook, an invisible meal?
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

I Like This Pet

Get a Breedability III heart on at least 2 Pets within the nest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Shiny Shells

Have 6 bronze (or rarer) eggs in your nest at the same time, waiting to be hatched!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Gilded Shells

Have 12 gold (or rarer) eggs in your nest at the same time, waiting to be hatched!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Cabbage Patch

Have 5 kitchens all cooking cabbages at the same time. Remember gamers, eat your vegetables, they ain't so bad!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Le Pretzel Bleu

Have 8 kitchens all cooking Pretzels at the same time. Don't get it twisted, them pretzels are the real deal.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Michelin Ranked

Upgrade any kitchen stat to Lv. 300, giving you an elite crown over the upgrade bars, thus resulting in dopamine.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

WOAH That's Fast

Have a speed of 'Too Fast' displayed while cooking an Eggplant. No this is not a metaphor.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Stars Among Stars

Complete all constellations in the Hyperion Nebula. Thats what world 4 is called btw.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Chippin' Away

Claim 25 chips from the Chip Repository. I was gonna make this 250 chips, but people from the future told me not to.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Hunned Times a Day

Claim spices by any means 10,000 times. Like, individual claims.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Good Plate

Upgrade a meal at the Dinner Menu to the point where it gets a diamond plate!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Great Plate

Upgrade a meal at the Dinner Menu to the point where it gets a purple plate!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Best Plate

Upgrade a meal at the Dinner Menu to the point where it gets a void pearl plate!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Space Party!!!

Dance with at least 5 other people while you're all in World 4 town!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Zero G Scoring

Get a Score of 10,000,000 or more in the Astro Colosseum
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Soda Poisoning

Beat wave 50 of Clash of Cans with 3 Poisonic Elders at Lv 5 or higher. Also, you can't sell towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

The True King

Reach a total of 1 million Orb Kills.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Veritable Master

Destruction comes to all who cross your path, no matter how many times you cross paths.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Maple Logger

Have a stack of exactly 200,000 Maple Logs in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Vitamin D-licious

Have a stack of exactly 5,000,000 Orange Slices in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Wurm Wumbo

Have a stack of exactly 100,000,000 Mongo Worm Slices in your Storage Chest.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Supernatural Gamer

Reach level 300 on any character! My oh my! This would have been inconceivable just a few years ago!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Smokin' Stars

Complete all constellations in the Smolderin' Plateau. You can check your progress within the Telescope.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

The Plateauourist

Reach World 5, a personal favorite world of mine! Look, I like lava what can I say.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

No Krakens? ):

Reach Wave 50 of Citric Conflict tower defence without placing a single Kraken Towers. Not even one.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Artifact Finder

Collect 15 Artifacts from Sailing
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Artifact Enjoyer

Collect all 30 Artifacts from Sailing
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Artifact Jones

Collect all 30 ANCIENT Artifacts from Sailing. All that glitters is not gold, but it sure is shiny!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Gilded Vessel

Upgrade a boat to Lv 100 in Sailing. It'll turn gold to reflect its power!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Maroon Warship

Upgrade a boat to Lv 300 in Sailing. This is the pinnacle of naval prowess, it doesn't get fancier than this!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Glory To Nobisect

Unlock the 3rd Divinity God.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

All Hail Purrmep

Unlock the 7th Divinity God.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Long Live Bagur

Unlock the 10th and final Divinity God.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Lucky Harvest

Harvest a plant with a Bit worth who's first 3 digits are 777. For example, 77.7K Bits would count, or 777M Bits too!
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:57pm

Voraci Vantasia

Harvest a total of 500 Voraci-type Plants in Gaming.
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Bonsai Bonanza

Harvest a total of 100 Bonsai-type Plants in Gaming.
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True Naval Captain

Buy all 20 Boats in Sailing. Uh, yea, there is a scroll bar below the boats, you can buy more than 5 boats
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Legendary Orb

On your Divine Knight, get an Orb Score of 400 or more on OJ Bay. This is the number above your Orb!
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Legendary Flag

On your Siege Breaker, get a Flag Score of 150 or more on Erruption River. This is the number above your Flag!
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Legendary Wormhole

On your Elemental Sorcerer, get a Wormhole Score of 83 or more on Niagrilled Falls. This is the number above your Wormhole!
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Utter DISRESPECT

Why did you even hire the poor fella in the first place???
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Sneaky Stealing

Walk to a uh... weird location? Well it's not that weird, but it's just like, what ya doin' back there?
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Broken Controller

You got... zero? Literally zero?? Jeez, Im sorry but I think you need to uninstall
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Lavathian Skulls

Get a Lava Skull or higher on every Smolderin' Plateau monster in the Deathnote. Yea, the 100M Kill Skull. This is gonna take a while.
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Seaworthy Captain

Level up a Sailing Captain to Lv 15. Few captains in the universe can rival their ability to plunder!
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Grand Captain

Level up a Sailing Captain to Lv 10. They shall sail the seas with confidence!
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Valley Visitor

Reach World 6, the Spirited Valley! You'll love it here, all the spirits are very friendly!
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Scorin' the Ladies

Have a stack of exactly 250,000 Ladybugs in your Storage Chest.
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Effervess Enthusiess

Have a stack of exactly 5,000,000 Effervescent Logs in your Storage Chest.
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That's MY Crown

Have a stack of exactly 100,000,000 Royal Headpiece in your Storage Chest.
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Lil' Overgrowth

Get an overgrowth of 32x on a single crop.
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Major Overgrowth

Get an overgrowth of 1,024x on a single crop.
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Unreal Overgrowth

Get an overgrowth of 8,192x on a single crop.
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Doctor Repellant

Have 10,000 or more Apple crops in your Depot at once. You can lock the first crop before it grows to guarantee an apple!
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Cob Enjoyer

Have 1,000,000 or more Corn crops in your Depot at once. Mmmm, Corn!
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Science Undergrad

Find 30 unique crops, as shown by the Crop Scientist!
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Science Graduate

Find 70 unique crops, as shown by the Crop Scientist!
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Science Post Doc

Find 110 unique crops, as shown by the Crop Scientist!
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Big Time Land Owner

Get 27 plots of land in your farm.
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Ceramic Sneaking

Reach the Sneaking Floor with the Petrified Ceramist guest.
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Top Floor Sneaking

Reach what seems like the top Floor of Sneaking with the Eldar Kingulyte guest.
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Untying Extraordinaire

Untie 6 other Ninja Twins.
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Lucky Stealy

Successfully find 6 items in a row, in a single AFK claim within Sneaking.
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Yellow Belt

Find a +50 Yellow Belt Sneaking Charm. Yes, exactly +50.
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Best Bloomie

Get a Bloomy Summoning Familiar.
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Regalis My Beloved

Get a Regalis Summoning Familiar.
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This, is, Summoning!

Survive for 5 minutes in The King's Gambit. Find this feature in Cavern 14 of the Hole in world 5.
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Summoning CM

Get 10 Career Wins within Summoning
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Summoning IM

Get 25 Career Wins within Summoning
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Summoning GM

Get 58 Career Wins within Summoning
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Spectre Stars

Complete all constellations in the Spirited Valley. You can check your progress within the Telescope.
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Beanstacker Trainee

Add 5 different golden foods to The Beanstalk.
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Ghost Buster

You took out the baddest spirit of them all!
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W6 is Donezo

Get a Lava Skull or higher on every Spirited Valley monster in the Deathnote.
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Guild Top Dawg

Contribute 20000 GP to your guild, which means your probably the best bow-wow in your guild!

Spike Minigame Master

If u love me let me go... erm, I mean get a score of 13 in the Spike Minigame

Fishing Finesse

Get a score of 67+ in the Fishing Minigame, beating the Developer's score!

Two-Time Savior

Equip the Blunder Hero Trophy, while also having another in your inventory.

Seriousleaf-ast!

Score a point in the Choppin' Minigame while the leaf is ZOOMING!!!

Heyo!

Say 'Hi' to 250 different people without closing the game.

Wassup Yo!

Say 'Hi' to 100 unique people without closing the game or changing Servers.

A Fish Too Far

Catch a total of 1000 fish across all Fishing Minigame plays.

Two Desserts!

Have the YumYum Sheriff trophy equipped, while also having another in your inventory.

Nuget Nightmare

Kill Crabbycakes manually, without Auto on, until one drops a Nuget Cake. Good luck...

Tomb Completionist

Defeat Snakenhotep on his 3rd Difficulty.

Wazzzzam!

Wazam 125 rooms in Snakenhotep's Dungeon by performing exceptionally well in a room.

Giant Slayer

Defeat 5 Giant Mobs of each type; Bloque, Mamooth, Snowman, Penguin, then Thermister, IN THAT ORDER. So 25 in total!

Kingpin Defeated

Defeat Glaciaxus on its 3rd difficulty

Capitalist Win

Complete 1000 jobs within the Glacial Basement dungeon.

I LOVE These Pets

Get a Breedability VII heart on at least 15 pets within the nest.

Barley Lost

Fail a pet battle with the enemy team having only 5% HP or less. Wait, barely it's spelled HOW???

The True Pirate

Reach a total of 1 million Plunderous Kills. This one is the true challenge of the three.

The True Emperor

Reach a total of 1 million Wormhole Kills.

POiNG Champion

Get a POiNG score of 25,000 or more! My personal highscore is 38,323 at the time of coding this!

Chemical Collector

Harvest a total of 1000 Chemical-type Plants in Gaming.

Perfect Trade Deal

Make a trade with Blobby G worth a gold bar amount that starts with 777, like 777K or 7.77M for example. PS; 776 and 778 work too lol

Legumulucky

Make a crop trade with the Legumulyte worth exactly 777 magic beans.

Penta Defence

Reach Wave 50 in Breezy Battle without placing more than 5 Towers in total.

Beanstacker Prodigy

Add 14 different golden foods to The Beanstalk.
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