Jakeb
Ima nod off, start typin a story
11:44pmMe
Ok
so
once upon a time
there was a boy named lolzorz
who lived on a farm.
Then, one day, he walked up to his cow and said "I like trains."
The cow responded "So do I! Let's go find one!"
11:45pmJakeb
Lolz
11:45pmMe
So they skipped off to the rail road where they found a dead skunk.
11:45pmJakeb
Ewwwwwww!!!!!
11:45pmMe
Then lolzorz screamed, which startled the cow so much that he accidentally kicked lolzorz onto the railroad tracks.
Then, a train came by and ran over lolzorz.
11:46pmJakeb
Dude... Tats awful
Childrin stowy!!
11:46pmMe
Horrified, the cow ran away, but to his surprise, the police were on the train and started driving after him in their cars.
But luckily, the cow had drank so much energy-milk from powerthirst that the cops were no match!
Then, all of a sudden, a nuclear bomb hit.
It killed all of the police.
But the cow was too fast to die.
11:47pmJakeb
Lol WTF?
11:47pmMe
However, little terrorists started coming out of nowhere.
The cow was scared.
But then, the terrorists bowed to the cow.
"You are holy because the book that promises us 72 virgins says you are!"
They all started chanting something in arabic that the cow didn't understand, but he was very happy.
Then, the marines came out of nowhere and shot the terrorists down.
11:49pmJakeb
Lold
11:49pmMe
The cow was super sad. In one day, he had lost lolzorz and his terrorist friends!
11:49pmJakeb
This is swam stwru
11:50pmMe
Then, he saw the man who was responsible for it all; a man that was so evil and epic that there are countless demoticational posters of him on 4chan'
11:50pmJakeb
Bad spelling
11:50pmMe
It was George W. Bush, who was secretly still presidant!
He said
MUSLIMS ARE GAY, THEREFORE, I AM RIGHT!
11:50pmJakeb
What the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?!
11:50pmMe
Not understanding his statement, the cow drowned everyone with his powerthirst milk.
Then he went to sleep.
The end.




11:44 PM - omgitzbret: lol
11:44 PM - omgitzbret: :P
11:44 PM - Brent: k
11:44 PM - omgitzbret: OW!
11:44 PM - Brent: k
11:45 PM - omgitzbret: i just popped a huge ♥♥♥ zit and it hurt!
11:45 PM - Brent: Worse than dry fapping!?
11:45 PM - Brent: k
11:45 PM - omgitzbret: lol, notrly
11:45 PM - Brent: k
11:45 PM - omgitzbret: my ♥♥♥♥ still hurts from that
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11:45 PM - omgitzbret: lol
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11:45 PM - omgitzbret: kkk
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11:46 PM - omgitzbret: .......
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11:46 PM - omgitzbret: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
11:46 PM - Brent: k


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