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This is there even a fourth wall? If there is, this game has broken it so many times it's become useless as a wall. There's crumbled sheetrock sitting all over the floor. I'm going to pick it up, this broken wall. Let me find a broom........ Oh, here's one! Okay, let me sweep all of this up........ Done!


Did this train of thought seem to completely derail? Well, that's exactly what playing this game is like. I would recommend it to anyone. That's right, anyone. Everybody who can stand watching a computer screen for a few minutes would probably enjoy The Stanley Parable.

I played the orriginal Bioshock and loved it, so I gave this game a try. I actually prefer the visuals of this one above the orriginal because of how white and light everything is compared to the orriginal Bioshock, which was mostly dark blue and gray. Gameplay was very fun. It took me like 8 hours to complete, but that's because I check every single box, crate, and corpse that I can find. I talked to a guy who said it took him about 4 hours, so it will take you somewhere between those numbers, most likely, to complete.

This game is a lot like Just Cause 2. However, this one has more character interactions, missions, vehicles, and weapons. It also has a bigger map and a wingsuit to navigate it. There are cons of this title, though, and they are numbered two: there are framerate issues, and the game is like 45GB.

Lots and lots and lots of explosions. Guns. Stealing cars.
That's the game. Sorry if I spoiled it for you.

This game was an emotional rollercoaster.

I just completed Bioshock, and I was very suprised. I normally do not like the singleplayer in first person shooters, like Half-Life (I can't even get through that one). However, this game is different. It has an amazing story, pretty good graphics (for the time), and I'd imagine that those who like FPSs would enjoy the action portion of this game. Overall, it was beautifully made, and I'd definetly recommend it.

TL;DR: Buy it.
Bioshock 2
Bioshock Infinite

I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS GAME. It's one of my favorite games, even though it's free. Amazing game, overall.