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very fast and fair trade :) good luck in the future. + rep

+ rep Good Trader Also Honest Person

The two Gods battle in the centre of the battlefield, and they completely obliterate each other, leaving nothing but dust in the centre of the battlefield.

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The four Entirely Normal Whales, knowing that they stand no chance if they were to continue the battle, flee into the dimensional gate to regroup and come up with a strategy to destroy failure once and for all.

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The Fail Whales all are now on their game with there God of Failureness. They all swim in to battle with *very extremely scary music*. The tides start to turn on the battle once again...

Half of the Fail Whales die of fright, at the sight of the of The God of Normality. And any left float helplessly to the surface because of the *heroic, godly music*... apart from one. The original Fail Whale. He gets ready to do the one thing he is good at... copy... and... pasting.........

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The God of Normality, who appears as a giant block of normality. The Entirely Normal God of Normality marches into battle with *heroic, godly music*, followed by the Entirely Normal Whales and the Entirely Normal Bunny Rabbit. All the Fail Whales cower at the sight of the god.

The Entirely Normal Whales and the Entirely Normal Bunny Rabbit, knowing they have no chance, throw an Entirely Normal Grenade at the army of Fail Whales to create a diversion to allow them to escape.

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The Entirely Normal Whales and the Entirely Normal Bunny flee, but trip over a small, old-looking box.

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On it, are three faded words.

"DEUS EX MACHINA"

The Entirely Normal Whales open the box, activating a machine inside. And the machine creates...

The Entirely Normal Whales may have one Entirely Normal Bunny, some of the other Fail Whales have bunnies aswell, although these bunnies are not normal at all.... *extremely scary music played with a 3000 double basses 10000 violins that are all plugged in to a total of 13,000 amps (and thirteen is an unlucky number)*. This music drowns out any possible notes the incredibly nice tune has and even if you could hear any part of the song it would sound evil as the extremely scary music is being played in its related minor...

The Entirely Normal Whales are doomed. But at the last moment, one of the Fail Whales regurgitates an old friend, who has been entirely normalized by the Entirely Normal Stomach Acids.

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He plays an *incredibly nice tune*, drowning out the ominous tunes. This turns the tide of battle against the Fail Whale, giving the Entirely Normal Whales a huge advantage.

But The Maravis Fail Whale Whistles and calls all Fail Whale that were posted in the First Place hugely outnumbering the four Entirely Normal Whales!

Suddenly, two Entirely Normal Whales fall through from another dimension. They are joined by the Son of the Entirely Normal Whale, and the now Entirely Normal Sister of the Son of the Entirely Normal Whale. The four Entirely Normal Whales head in to attack the Fail Whale of the Maravis universe, knowing they have a very large numbers advantage.

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All hope is lost until a mysterious figure comes out of the darkness (or page 2 of Dorky Dinoman's comments ((I mean whatever sounds best)) (((just go with the first one)))). He speaks with a slight accent that is quite unfamiliar and swims in a slightly different way. All the 64 Entirely Normal Plankton swim back slowly unsure of what to do next, is he dangerous? Should they attack? But before they have time to think for any longer they are swallowed up...

By the Fail Whale from the Maravis Universe. *extremely scary music*

The Entirely Normal Whale and sixty-four of the Entirely Normal Plankton fall through the hole in the space-time continuum, chasing the Fail Whale.

The Son of the Entirely Normal Whale and the remaining sixty-four plankton remain in this dimension, hunting for the Abnormal Sister of the Son of the Entirely Normal Whale. The Son of the Entirely Normal Whale, being a mad scientist (he genetically modified the Entirely Abnormal Whale to become the Entirely Normal Whale), shoots Entirely Normal DNA at the comments scattered around the dimension. One of the +rep comments appears to react to the DNA, and the disguise falls off. The Abnormal Sister of the Son of the Entirely Normal Whale begins to change, becoming Entirely Normal, due to the normalizing effects of the Entirely Normal DNA.

Hi Fin, Happy New Year! . You will need to send me a list of games you want upto the value of about $30. Steam does not allow me to gift money.

+rep good trader! :D

The Fail Whale looks at The Sister of the Son of the Entirely Normal Whale in disbelief. Knowing they are extremely outnumbered they split up. The Fail Whale returns to The 7th Dimension also known as the Trenzalore Galaxy, and the The Sister of the Son of the Entirely Normal Whale hides and disguises herself as a +rep comment.

During the trip, the sixty-four Entirely Normal Planktons divide into one hundred and twenty-eight Entirely Normal Planktons.


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They see the Abnormal Sister and the Fail Whale. They attack.

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"What," says the Fail Whale, "There are already two me's from another dimension AND this dimension!"

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Sivaram... You don't have to worry, you are immune to failing.

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You've been attacked by the "Fail Whale"! Send him to attack 10 other people or you are a fail! Once you have the "Fail Whale" attack your 10 people post the whale on your page

umadbro?

Wut?

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You've been attacked by the "Fail Whale"! Send him to attack 10 other people or you are a fail! Once you have the "Fail Whale" attack your 10 people post the whale on your page

Sorry I no longer have any PAYDAY: The Heist copies left. :( Sorry.