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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:56am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:50am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:27am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:00am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:33am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:41pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:08pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:44am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:11am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:06pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:22pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:58pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:30am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:33am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:37am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:50am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:09am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:00am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:58am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:04pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:44am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:45am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:45am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:32am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:58am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:57am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:44am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:30am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:30am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:55am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:53am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:06pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:30am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:14am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:59am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:35am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:57am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:11am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:57am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:57am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:01pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:43am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:36am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:52am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:14am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:36am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:39am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:14am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:47pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:41am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:10pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:16am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:18pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:01pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:01pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:13am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:36am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:26am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:52am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:56am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:52am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:15am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:39am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:22am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:37pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:28am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:54am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:34pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:22am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:45am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:33pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:22am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:18pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:33pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:12am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:07am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:02pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:52am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:51am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:05pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:05pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:17pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:01pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:06am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:24pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:34pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:15am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:37pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:25pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:25pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:38pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:14pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:14pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:50pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:06pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:22pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:15pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:21pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:42am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:40pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:32am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:41pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:55pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:03pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:04pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:07pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:39pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:41pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:36am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:43am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:43am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:14am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:38pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:08pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:20pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:42pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:21am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:35am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:21am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:08pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:08pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:35am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:35am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:35am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:36am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:45am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:50pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:50pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:54am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:54am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:09am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:10pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:10pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:23pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:36pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:29am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:00am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:15am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:20pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:19am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:36am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:03am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:26pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:52am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:14am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:42am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:29pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:07pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:14pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:15pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:37am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:37am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:58am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:59am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:00am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:00am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:03am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:15am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:14am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:15am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:15am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:33am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:45am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:43pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:20am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:13pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:17pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:38pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:09pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:11pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:31am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:44am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:44am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:43am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:20pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:40pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:14am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:37am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:40am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:15am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:31am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:35am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:52am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:52am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:12pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:26pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:57pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:38pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:10am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:19am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:37pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:44am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:54am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:44am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:40am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:54am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:37pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:09pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:14pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:03pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:31am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:39am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:41am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:49am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:16am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:03am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:34am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:29am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:12am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:27am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:36am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:44am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:33am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:39pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:40pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:38am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:38am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:17am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:17am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:15am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:44am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:15am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:15am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:34am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:39am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:39am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:45am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:13am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:14am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:12am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:12am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:21am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:55am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:45am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:20pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:47pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:36am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:36am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:17am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:32am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:17am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:35am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:27am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:06pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:04pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:35am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:20am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:29am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:36am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:38am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:30am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:32am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:32am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:38am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:01am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:02am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:14am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:39am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:39am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:16am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:16am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:38am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:47am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:47am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:01am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:22am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:40am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:13am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:30am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:31am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:44am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:58am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:18am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:28am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:22pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:07pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:07am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:07am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:07am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:02am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:39am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:39am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:47am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:19am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:41am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:29pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:29pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:38pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:33am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:39am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:15am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:32am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:32am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:33am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:38am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:48am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:01am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:01am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:16am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:30am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:33am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:48am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:54am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:07pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:36am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:37am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:17am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:32am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:44am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:14am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:42am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:48am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:20am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:36am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:28am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:10am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:44am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:12pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:18pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:37pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:41pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:30am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:01am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:01am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:33am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:34am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:29am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:10am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:14am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:06am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:32pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:34pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:20am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:10pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:23am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:56am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:58am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:06am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:10pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:41pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:24am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:39am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:22am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:33am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:21am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:58am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:20am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:03pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:15pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:10pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:34am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:20am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:49am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:11am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:14am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:22am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:33am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:21am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:48am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:20am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:03pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:15pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:10pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:42pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:46am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:38pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:42pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:18am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:41am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:16am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:13am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:42am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:48am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:34pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:34pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:55pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:37am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:42am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:23am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:36am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:38am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:40am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:16am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:05am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:15pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:46am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:32am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:44am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:29am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:56am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:51am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:08pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:46am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:37am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:15am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:32am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:02am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:16am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:11am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:42pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:37am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:44am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:24am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:33am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:21am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:48am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:48am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:31pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:31pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:32pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:32am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:32am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:46am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:05am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:46am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:14am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:39pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:29am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:29pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:34pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:11am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:59am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:12am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:54am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:01pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:28am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:32am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:42am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:14am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:29am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:29pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:29pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:37am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:44am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:30am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:33am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:21am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:48am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:48am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:01am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:03pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:14pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:41pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:51pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:10pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:24pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:27pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:27am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:09am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked