Recent reviews by brbzl

After wasting 120+ hours here, all I can say for 100% sure - don't start playing it until season 3.

And the reasons are:

1) Matchmaking just sucks crap. Imagine playing cs go with glock and 5 hp against servers full of 300hp ak/m4/awp users on every corner. It doesn't feel fair. It doesn't feel challenging. It feels like trying to shove a bottle of olive oil up your ass without oiling.
2) Progression is ultra slow. You can't buy anything even remotely decent (compared to other players) until you grind high faction level. Which is not fun, due to reason 1. And just boring itself.

Small advice - If you decided to play this ♥♥♥♥ and balls torture thing before season 3 - DO NOT donate to get to the trusted lobbies.
Only thing that can be trusted is - you won't stop eating crap and getting disgraced from game to game after you get to trusted lobbies. So it's just pointless.

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Well. What's nice about game:
- Less tetris than Tarkov.
- Visuals.
- Everything about korolev.

Sound is a bit crappy, comparing, for example, with hunt showdown.
Especially how it works on verticals.

I wish this game to prosper one day and all the luck to developers. Because the concept was great. And, honestly, we don't have that much extraction shooters out there.

See you on Fortuna III, people. Just not today.

Noice hunter skin.
Pricing is still crap C:

Bought this only to support the devs. Same I did with every previous DLC.

The reason is: fun and joy from this game in "money/hour" formula is much higher than game's real price.

But. Crytek, please listen to your community - this pricing for DLC is totally wrong. It's cancer.
(Also those exact skins are crap)

Gimme clown, hunters.

The best multiplayer shooter we had in past 10 years or so.
Thanks for the all great moments I had in this game.
Love to the devs and the community.
Have good hunts, people.

Best melee combat in videogames. You feel every inch of your weapons and the real impact of rat skulls crushed, hands and legs flying in the open space, fresh sweet breath of uncle Nurgle, you can touch the legs of Sigmar here. And try to lick it.

One of the best coop games of all time imo.

BECAUSE

10 голых плачущих детей в подвале из 5.

Симулятор маньяка.

10 эльфиек в подвале из 10.

А так то отличная игра, но, увы, недостаток карт и режимов пока что ничем не компенсируется. Ждём-с февральские DLC и надеемся. Самый толковый 4VS из всех опробованных (коих много).

Только здесь вас может убить сумасшедшая крыса, пускающая газы. Волей-неволей в таких случаях задумываешься, тот ли ты герой, что нужен этому миру. Миру, в котором война никогда не заканчивается.

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