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Recent reviews by Русский корабль иди на хуй

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1,343.5 hrs on record (398.4 hrs at review time)
Nice
Posted 6 September, 2022. Last edited 6 January, 2023.
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8.9 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Posted 18 December, 2021.
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710.1 hrs on record (643.6 hrs at review time)
This game had a lot of potencial. Had. Since v1.0, there is a lot of annoying bugs, hackers, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...it is literally unplayable for me.

PERFORMANCE:
Sooooo bad. My GTX760 runs this game on FHD lowest settings 40fps inside houses. wtf...and if there was a lot of stuff, like furniture, grass, trees, but maps look so empty and still fps suck.
When finally scamhole (they scammed people of skins) decides to "optimize" game, the one and only thing they actually do is remove stuff. Great job then.

MAPS:
Maps suck. Enviroment is so empty, unrealistic, colorless. It is awful.
"Forests" with a few trees, because yeah "We dont know how to optimize this = delete...".
Almost no bushes because yeah "We dont know how to optimize this = delete...".
Half-empty houses because yeah "We dont know how to optimize this = delete...".
You can see the same model a thousand times in a single game, its so boring, because yeah "We dont know how to optimize this = use the same thing every♥♥♥♥ingwhere...".
Grass is more like trash.
The whole enviroment was probably designed by bunch of random people from the street who have never seen level-design before.

And there is more, but I already spent so much time writing this review and this game really dont deserves it...
Posted 3 March, 2018. Last edited 22 June, 2018.
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4,963.8 hrs on record (3,601.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game sucks...but it is far better than PUBG, so I recommend.

Ladies and gentlemen,
T H I S _ I S _ C S : G O :
russian teammates, bad russian teammates, retarded russian teammates, drunk russian teammmates, troll guys, disconnecting guys, high ping guys, potato computer guys, potato internet and computer guys, rage guys, rage guys destroying computer, rage guys destroying your ears, tesco microphone guys, really "smart" guys, noob teammmates, enemy smurf guys, silver teammates, teammates boosting silvers, global hackers, spinbot hackers, "i play just for fun" guys, teammates with no brain, teammates with no eyes, teammates with no ears, flashing teammates, "cover yourself b*tch" teammates, all long I stay B teammates, all skins no skill teammates, 16k money no drop guys, 16k money eco guys, "what is defuser" guys, p90 fa*gots, p90 silvers, buy auto - lose round guys, buy auto - ez ace enemies, "i love revolver" teammates, "i love music" teammates, "report" teammates, instant headshot enemies, prefire enemies, "legit" enemies, buying on eco teammates, eco on buy teammates, camping teammates, camping enemies,....ok I am tired GG.
Posted 21 February, 2016. Last edited 22 June, 2018.
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0.9 hrs on record
htgfht
Posted 13 August, 2015.
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