CIA Agent: "If I pulled that off, would you die?"
Bane: "It would be extremely painful..."
CIA Agent: "You're a big Guy."
Bane: "...for you!"

Haha

British Scum
British Phoneposter employed AMD Ryzen™ ThreadMisser™ 3970X processors in his phone to provide similar cropping and cheese archiving performance in a single phone as multiple phones networked via ArchivedCheese.

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

AITA?

u are 1 ♥♥♥♥ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil ♥♥♥♥♥ gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ♥♥♥♥in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ♥♥♥♥in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

u are 1 ♥♥♥♥ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil ♥♥♥♥♥ gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ♥♥♥♥in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ♥♥♥♥in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer