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This one is just a waste of your time, never mind the price.

Pros:
Graphics
Price

Cons:
Very slow establishing shots, and animations that must be rewatched.
You will spend most of your time watching scenes of the characters shifting next to each other as your character puts the moves on.
Dialog option outcomes seem random leading to backtracking and rewatching scenes to try another option. Eg. Giving a girl her pen back in the wrong way can lead to a bad ending and touching the wrong part of her foot can lead to a bad ending.
Cannot save progress at all.
Translation is done by google or something and is really poor. You can usually tell what they mean but it is never proper English.

God, I wish that were me.

A bit of Metroid, a bit of DKC, a bit of Lost Vikings. 7 hours to complete main story.
Great art. Great music. Buy it.

A fun action game with a few horror moments. Still more than RE5 and 6 combined.
I ended up really liking the plot as it has twists and you never truly know what's happening until late in the game.
Parker is one of my new favourite RE characters as he is realistic, not overly cheesy like most characters.
Still gotta love that classic RE cheesiness though.

7.5/10

I don't know if I'm upside down or not

10/10

Great shmup. Teleport mechanic feels nice.