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9.9 hrs on record
Just play it. Seriously. Amazing story, emotional attachment central. I'm going to need some time to recover from this game, in the best way possible.
Posted 27 April, 2023.
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21.7 hrs on record (20.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's very frustrating reading all these reviews that only have to say UUUGHH IT'S NOT AS FINISHED AS THE FIRST ONE!!! IT'S NOT AS IN DEPTH AS THE FIRST ONE!!

No ♥♥♥♥, guys. It's in EARLY ACCESS. It is BEING DEVELOPED AS YOU PLAY AND GIVE BACK FEEDBACK. Feedback is not saying 'weeeeh it's not finished sob'. We know. Stop.

Real feedback would be this;

Incredible graphics and very colorful; I like that there is an option to adjust gamma and brightness, which really saves your eyes in the long run!

New slimes are adorable, and a great path so far; I can't wait to see what new ones come. It's nice to see slimes with gimmicks or special attributes like the ringtail slimes needing to be in the dark or they turn into statues, - I'd love to see more of this to make it feel more unique in slime gathering instead of just slapping a few in a cage and forgetting until they revolt.

I like that I can turn off ferals and the Tarr. I found that the sheer amount of slimes spawning all around made CONSTANT tarr due to them all eating eachother's plorts non-stop and it turned into a constant tarr fest with no end in sight. Yeesh.

I do find the farm travel a bit time consuming, but nothing game breaking- Its just so very big, at first, and I felt like I spent more time running back and forth than exploring- but that gets easier with teleporters and more energy to sprint.

I also find that the jetpack tends to act a bit wonky. Sometimes, I'll aim straight up, just using the space key to move, and it'll make me slide along objects to the side, or just not propel me up at all. Even worse if I use directional keys at the same time. Gravity hates you in this!

Everything said; THIS IS AN EARLY. ACCESS. DEVELOPING. GAME. Stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that it isn't complete, or doesn't have enough variety, or isn't as vast. It won't be for a while. You are here to get involved with this game as it develops. Not ♥♥♥♥ on them for not providing you a perfectly finished game step one.

TL;DR;
Super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ranch those slimes forever YEE HAW

Posted 7 April, 2023.
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79.1 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just a great little pixel sim game. Tickles a ton of good boxes, lots to do, great potential and progress in their crafting and building. I'm absolutely excited to see what more is coming for this game.
Posted 27 July, 2022.
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199.2 hrs on record (125.9 hrs at review time)
Horses. Cowboys. Arthur is a hot piece of meat. What else do you need?
Posted 4 August, 2020.
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