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Anyway my horse climbs into bed, god rest her soul. She turns on her horsey headlights to read a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horse romance novel. Meanwhile, I'm over here, sitting in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocking chair, sipping down lemonade, you know me. At this point I get a giant erection about a horse. Then her lights was on. Then.. I fell asleep.
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