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🤕
Harp not on that string.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
🤥
I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. I buy new clothes.
No problem.
😪
A student asked the master for help... does this program run from the
Workbench? The master grabbed the mouse and pointed to an icon. "What is
this?" he asked. The student replied "That's the mouse". The master pressed
control-Amiga-Amiga and hit the student on the head with the Amiga ROM Kernel
Manual.
-- Amiga Zen Master Peter da Silva
🤓
Microsoft DNS service terminates abnormally when it recieves a response
to a DNS query that was never made. Fix Information: Run your DNS
service on a different platform.
-- BugTraq
😚
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
-- Ken Kesey
😶
Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
😯