The other day I was walking outside and saw Bob, I waved at him but he ♥♥♥♥♥ like he didn't see me. I thought it was a bit strange coming from him since i've known him for a while. I kept walking and when I was close I said "hey!" and he stopped right there and looked at me. He started doing hissing sounds like a cat and gave me the snake eyes. I started being a bit anxious with what he was doing so I walked past him. Right when I was about to leave he quickly tapped my pockets and took out my phone. He opened it up and did an emergency call to the police and handed it back to me. I was a bit mad at this point and explained to the police what had just happened while Bob was walking away laughing while throwing pennies at the floor. That was a strange experience and I hope I don't live something like that again with Bob, that was weird.

Trois Petits Cochons are going to the grocery store. Un des trois asks to the other deux : "Why is BobMasterNeg not avec nous autres?" the other two asks why il devrait être là, y m'semble ca a not report. Then the petit cochon answers because he is un osti de porc so he should be with the little cochons.

You know what's funny with BobMasterNeg?

Ask his dad.