hi I sent 1,741 emails to the iwannafukfelch@aol.com but i have not received an answer?????????????? i want to compete in the event on 8/3/2083 because i will be 83 years old and i hope that I can last 83 minutes inside the goddess that is michael felcher. He is so hot and sexy. Thank you

Hey Ladies and Gentlemen,
I need some volunteers to participate in a sweet contest where we ♥♥♥ micheal felcher for the longest amount of time. The current world record held by T "TPeP" "Cheese Itz" "Poptart" P is .083 seconds. I would recommend training for it as felch has a reallllllllllllllly tight hole and makes it near impossible to not spontaneously com'bust' into a million pieces of sweet sweet harmony. The planned meeting quarters is at dairy queen where felch is provided a 800 mg edible to try and calm him down for the night ahead. Inquires are to be submitted by 6/9/2069 for the planned 8/3/2083 date.
Contact to be considered:
803-833-8369 or
iwannafukfelch@aol.com

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right so im fcking outside my fcking house yea and this fcking 83 guy is fcking jerking off on my fcking lawn right and i was like holy fcking ♥♥♥♥ that is so fcking hot and then i started to fcking jerk my fcking ♥♥♥♥ off so fcking hard and it was so fcking crazy. Jefferey Epstein is my favorite super hero

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