bmoney
bmoney
Hamburg, Germany
Former owner of a large gambling network.
Made bank from crypto, owned and operated 4 successful restaurants, and self funded CSGO gambling websites all in my late teens. Retired @ 22 years old on December 13, 2019. *This is one of my accounts I play on so I can feel like a middle class average dude, like all of you.

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street - on the eleventh floor. My name is Brandon Money Waters. I'm 25 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Hazard Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
now stop asking how i got such great skins

yes i collect fac new dlores as a hobby (and some other stuff too)
yes i've spent over half a mil on skins
ESEA Rank #1 Dust2 player 9 straight months worldwide
ESEA Rank #1 Scouter 9 straight months worldwide

currently own on investment account:
fn dlore: 13
fn howl: 15
ak blue gems: 2
random ass <1k knives: like 100 lol
various gloves: 8 or 9 i think
aug with the weeb skin that i cant figure out which acc i left em on: 3
bunch of doppler gem knives
328 prime csgo accounts (my former trade bots)

and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of other stuff i forgot about

no i won't show you my inventory, i keep investments in there. for obvious reasons i don't want what i have to be known.

yes i have imposters. no i won't refund you if you get scammed by one of them lol.

-rank #1 dust2 player on esea *still have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue how to smoke xbox on new d2*
-rank #1 scouter on esea
-1st place on penis inspection day at school in the 3rd grade
-noob says what
-Amanconda: what
-rank #1 inventory on steam

steam account #1 of 328

yes i realize my inventory is still worth over a mil

play and win big



i might literally be the goat :steambored:

if you a HATER.... you prolly broke HATER :steamfacepalm:

:steamhappy:
Former owner of a large gambling network.
Made bank from crypto, owned and operated 4 successful restaurants, and self funded CSGO gambling websites all in my late teens. Retired @ 22 years old on December 13, 2019. *This is one of my accounts I play on so I can feel like a middle class average dude, like all of you.

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street - on the eleventh floor. My name is Brandon Money Waters. I'm 25 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Hazard Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
now stop asking how i got such great skins

yes i collect fac new dlores as a hobby (and some other stuff too)
yes i've spent over half a mil on skins
ESEA Rank #1 Dust2 player 9 straight months worldwide
ESEA Rank #1 Scouter 9 straight months worldwide

currently own on investment account:
fn dlore: 13
fn howl: 15
ak blue gems: 2
random ass <1k knives: like 100 lol
various gloves: 8 or 9 i think
aug with the weeb skin that i cant figure out which acc i left em on: 3
bunch of doppler gem knives
328 prime csgo accounts (my former trade bots)

and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of other stuff i forgot about

no i won't show you my inventory, i keep investments in there. for obvious reasons i don't want what i have to be known.

yes i have imposters. no i won't refund you if you get scammed by one of them lol.

-rank #1 dust2 player on esea *still have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue how to smoke xbox on new d2*
-rank #1 scouter on esea
-1st place on penis inspection day at school in the 3rd grade
-noob says what
-Amanconda: what
-rank #1 inventory on steam

steam account #1 of 328

yes i realize my inventory is still worth over a mil

play and win big



i might literally be the goat :steambored:

if you a HATER.... you prolly broke HATER :steamfacepalm:

:steamhappy:
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Lukasz 13 Feb @ 2:13am 
-rep told me to get out of china
ghettowarmachine420 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16pm 
-rep big baby sad boy poopoo hahahaha
nukeshi 18 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28pm 
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Mr. Effsler 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:21am 
MAN HAS LARGE PP FR FR
keew 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:23pm 
+rep did in fact have a 13 and a half inch penis, he impaled me with his rod many times. 11/10 would ride again :steamhappy:
♛ troll 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:15pm