King of doofuses's Unfortunate Spacemen Achievement Progress

Out to Launch

Get blasted out of an Emergency Mass Ejector

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:44pm

Unconvinced

As a Spaceman, kill the Monster while it's still in a shapeshifted form.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 6:11pm

Unleash the Beast!

As Monster, kill 3 Spacemen (players) with Monster Claws, in a single round.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 5:07pm

No One Gets Out Alive!

Win a round as the monster, with all Spacemen dead. Must be at least 3 other players in the match.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 5:47pm

She Calls To You

Drink some non-dairy imitation-dairy chocolate-flavored space milk. And don't ask where it comes from.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 8:48pm

RTFM

Read The Abridged Spaceman's Guide. (Read How To Play Guide)

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 3:44pm

Lock and Load!

Create a perk loadout.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 9:29pm

Equal Opportunity

Complete the Company's Non-Discriminatory Training Course.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 2:50pm

SPACE MADNESS

Be the last Spaceman alive, in a game with 5 or more players.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:43pm

Participation Trophy

Be the first Spaceman to die, but Spacemen still win the round. (Requires at least 4 other players in the round)

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:04pm

Just Borrowing

As a Spaceman, steal someone else's keycard.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 7:31pm

Persuasive

As the Monster, kill a Spaceman with a weapon they were the last owner of. Grenades do not count.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 8:42pm

I'm The Real Yellow!

As the Monster, be disguised as someone else's color as they are murdered by their fellow Spacemen. (SECURITY does not count.)

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 9:16pm

Leaving On A Jet Shuttle

As a Spaceman, escape in the Rescue Shuttle.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 5:34pm

Personal Bubble

As a Void Beast, kill a Spaceman with your claws.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 6:42pm

Handyman 1 - Employee of the Month

Become Employee of the Month! (Requires at least 3 other players in the round)

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:21pm

Handyman 2 - High Value Employee

Become Employee of the Month with at least 3000 points. (Requires at least 3 other players in the round)

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 5:45pm

High Five!

Reach Wave 5 in Survival Mode.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 3:50pm

Ten to Win

Reach Wave 10 in Survival Mode.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 3:50pm

New Blood

Reach Spaceman Rank 2.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Rank 5

Reach Spaceman Rank 5.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:11pm

Rank 10

Reach Spaceman Rank 10.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 5:59pm

Rank 20

Reach Spaceman Rank 20.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 5:01pm

Chomp!

In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, trap a Spaceman while burrowed.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:55pm

You're Fired.

You're supposed to stay alive, remember?

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:25pm

Second Base With Death

In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, kill a Spaceman using a parasite.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 6:49pm

Dibs!

In Shapeshifter, retrieve a Power Weapon from the canister before anyone else.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:19pm

Move!

In Shapeshifter, shove someone. Because you can.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 7:00pm

Do Not Crawl In The Vents

You never listen.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 3:31pm

The Only Good Bug Is A Dead Bug

Kill a total of 200 drones in a single level in Co-op or Survival mode. (Any Difficulty)

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 6:36pm

Wharfage

Complete Chapter 1 of The Crumerian Saga - "Wharfage" on any difficulty.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 9:55pm

The Core Labs

Complete Chapter 2 of The Crumerian Saga - "The Core Labs" on any difficulty.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 10:25am

The Speaker

Complete Chapter 3 of The Crumerian Saga - "The Speaker" on any difficulty.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 6:39pm

Bone World

Complete Chapter 4 of The Crumerian Saga - "Bone World" on any difficulty.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 7:10pm

Dopefish

Find the Dopefish in his natural, underwater habitat

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 4:59pm

Rip and Tear!

Complete the Monster Tutorial

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 9:23pm

Every Vote Counts

Make your voice heard by voting in The Tribunal.

Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 8:46pm

Hunted

You were marked as Suspicious in The Tribunal.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 5:36pm

I KNEW IT!

In a game of 3 or more players, successfully mark the Monster as Suspicious.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2021 @ 5:49pm

One Way Trip

As Monster, shove an unsuspecting Spaceman (player) into an Emergency Mass Ejector.

Not So Fast!

Kill a Monster who has Posterior Claws, while they're in Monster Form.

Probing Questions

As a Spaceman, reveal the Monster with a health syringe.

Good Guess

As a Spaceman, kill a disguised Monster from full health with a single blow. The Monster must die before you do.

Come Out, Come Out...

As a Spaceman, knock the Monster out of shapeshift form with a well-placed Stun Grenade.

True Survivor

As a Spaceman, land the killing blow on the Monster

Sweet Fifteen

Reach Wave 15 in Survival Mode.

Five to Life

Survive 5 waves without dying in Survival Mode.

Survival of the Fittest

Survive 10 waves without dying in Survival Mode.

King of the Ring

Survive 15 waves without dying in Survival Mode.

Executive

Reach Spaceman Rank 30.

Kill It With Fire!

In Shapeshifter, as a Spaceman, kill the Monster with any kind of fire.

I'll Take That

In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, steal a keycard while burrowed, by using your trap attack.

Cutting It Close

In Shapeshifter, as the Monster in Monster Form, kill a Spaceman with less than 40 of your Monster health remaining.

By Your Skin of His Teeth

In Shapeshifter, as a Spaceman, kill the Monster with less than 20 of your health remaining.

Not This Time

In Shapeshifter, as a Spaceman, destroy a Monster's egg.

Purrfect

In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, kill a Spaceman with an Acid Bomb.

Silent But Deadly

In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, kill a Spaceman with a Toxic Ink Cloud.

Fightin' Words

In Shapeshifter, kill the Monster with a Shotgun.

Faster Than Light

In Shapeshifter, kill a Void Beast (in Monster Form) with a Railgun.

Final Boarding Call

In Shapeshifter, as a Spaceman, kill the Monster while it's inside the Rescue Shuttle.

Room For One More?

In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, steal the Rescue Shuttle by destroying the cockpit door.

Mutually Assured Destruction

In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, deploy the Suitcase Nuke while onboard the Rescue Shuttle.

Not In Your Job Description

In Shapeshifter, as a Spaceman with the Janitor Perk, end up being the one who kills the Monster.

Veteran

Complete any co-op Story Mission on Veteran difficulty.

Phantom of the Space Opera

As Monster in Shapeshifter, win a round with at least 3 murders, and without triggering the alarm on a Security Camera.

Key to a Spaceman's Heart

In Shapeshifter, eat 5 keycards in a single match.

Doctor Assisted Monstrocide

In Shapeshifter, kill a Monster while they're locked into a Health Station.

The Cask of Monsterado

In Shapeshifter, kill a Monster while it's inside a Vent

Rocket Man

In Shapeshifter, kill a Monster with a Rocket Launcher

The Mouth of Madness

Beat Co-op 3 "The Speaker" on Space Madness difficulty.

Make Your Mark

Vandalize some Company property.

Dawn of the Walking Dead Space

Turn a Spaceman into a Zombie

Access Granted

Unlock a door with VIP keycard

Spare Keycard

Have your keycard stolen, but you got a spare!

Take One And Call Me In The Morning

As a Doctor, drop a medkit that someone else uses.

For The Homeworld

Win a game as an agent of BRIGADE.

For The Greater Good

As an agent of BRIGADE, give your life for the cause and still win.

Sower of Chaos

As an agent of BRIGADE, hack 20 different objects in a single match.