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I'd write a science joke, but I took an arrow to the cake.



You know. Because IT WAS A LIE.

This game is terrible and ruins friendships.

Now that I have your attention, this game is awesome and you should totally buy it because Jensen is the man and you should totally want to be as badass and cool as he is and I so totally want his children and stuff.

You have masochist friends? Are you yourself a masochist? Is playing the game of life too easy for you? Does whipping yourself feel good? Did the cruxificion look like fun to you?

If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, come over here so I can slap you or your friend in the face. Also, you should probably try this game.

Nazis, man.

This game is inherently broken but still so much fun, so play it with people who enjoy not feeling so competitive all the time. Unless you think quicksniping is somehow an elite skill. Then I'd just pity you.

Ever wanted to be a capitalist?

WELL WHY NOT? What are you, a communist? THIS GAME IS NOT FOR COMMIES