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This is the most uncomfortable game I've ever played.

and I've played Saya no Uta.

It's like The Witness, but not so far up its own ass.

This soundtrack slaps.

It's like the first Spider-Man but with venom powers. No, not that Venom, small letter 'v' venom. I know its confusing.

But now it's on PC so you can replace New Petah Face with Old Peter Face, maybe add a Shrek skin or two.

It's finally playable and better than Left 4 Dead, thanks to the fun customization system. Too bad it took a year for that to happen and only after all the interest in the game is dead.

Hopefully Back 5 Blood will exist, and hopefully it will actually allow community-made mods and maps this time. Because its customizability on the Workshop is what gave L4D its incredible longevity.

Like playing the Yu-Gi-Oh card game, but significantly easier to understand, better writing, and more balanced playthroughs?

Well you still won't get that here, but at least there's no floodgates. 10/10 experience

Came for the tits, came on the tits, stayed for the plot, left with the feels.

Remember how I said the Dragoons were improved in the first expansion? And then said Dragoons were even better in the last expansion?

Eff those. THIS is the best Dragoon so far.

DRAGOONS, MAN.

CONS
-outdated field models
-way too easy
-iffy sometimes confusing translation
-censored swearing
-if you decided to play/watch every FF7 Compilation-related media, you will realize they are all terrible
-you still have to play this for the Remake to make sense

PROS
-still amazing after two decades
-lots of minigames and random comedy
-this was basically Yakuza before Yakuza existed
-Aeris instead of Aerith
-Cloud gets into a hot tub filled with naked muscular men after visiting a sex house full of bees
-you play an arcade cabinet where you make two moogles frick
-you can go on a date with Barret, or tell Aeris she's a drunk hobo
-no fate ghosts
-Sephiroth won't kill his mystique by showing up all the time saying meaningless crap
-even with spotty translation, still makes more sense than the Remake
-won't suddenly turn into Kingdom Hearts

Castlevania, man. But with less Konami.