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Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were.
-- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
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Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow
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Show me a good loser in professional sports and I'll show you an idiot.
Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade.
-- Leo Durocher
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DW is based on a slew of old myths, which reach their most 'refined' form
in Hindu mythology, which in turn of course derived from the original Star
Trek episode 'Planet of Wobbly Rocks where the Security Guard Got Shot'.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Weekends were made for programming.
- Karl Lehenbauer
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I feel better about world problems now!
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
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Nice and polite trader
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GL in future man)