+rep can we kiss? :3

+rep hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep can we honestly e date? You always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... My time has no value unless its spent with you. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me i’m begging you to eaither love me back or never contact me again i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because it would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

The guy below me is kinda doodoo fart ngl

The clitoris is right above the urethra. If you don’t know where the urthra is or can’t find it, ask her to pee a little. Then go about a centimeter up. Use two fingers and feel around, you should feel a “bulbous” type of tissue that differs in density from the rest of the vulva around it.

Once you found that bulb, you’ve found the clitoris. However, you’ve only found 10%. The rest of the clitoris is underneath the vulva and goes deep inside. The clitoris is actually an organ. Many people don’t know that.

Also, the first place you pointed to is the general area where the vaginal opening is found. Some guys have trouble finding this too. Basically, the vaginal opening and the anus are only 2-3 inches apart. The vagina isn’t actually in the front. It’s in the back next to the butthole.

Excuse me dear SIR or MADAM, I am contacting you to please stop talking to my 12 year old child, He keeps talking about wanting to be a "Sussy Baka" and keeps adding these damned "uwu" and "OwO"s at the end of his sentences. I just want my Kyle to be normal again.

My sussy baka

Please Stop Calling Me Gay

my wee wee is hard to this man

e-dating Luci was a pleasant experience. Although we did not go as far as I would have liked with the anime roleplays, the dating brought enough motivation to get me to shave my giant neckbeard. the issue of me having junk in my pants was soon settled when I knew he was to mentally weak to care. I left this experience with a platinum rose that is a bit underwhelming, he could have gone bigger. Before officially ending our e-lationship, I found a lovely german watchmaker and decided to get engaged. Overall a big 5/10.
-rei~

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping.

As of asscheeks, gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

“Tis a visitor” I muttered, “Dummy thicc and nothing more”.

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