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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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253.9 hrs on record (215.1 hrs at review time)
My main complaint is there is no casius belli system where you can attack people for settling on your settlers that are already settling. Players trying to cut off other players, etc during the "peace" period of SEVERAL DAYS in a new server. If you complain about it you get trolled by toxic fanfags.

This game was not ready to "release" and is still barely an alpha demo.

Could have been a good game but the dev doesn't care enough to listen to feedback from his players.

Idiot moderators too. Someone sent a "insult" diplo so in chat I said "How dare you insult me! I fart in your general direction!". What sort of retarded idiot would consider a monty python quote even remotely toxic? It is almost as if they don't want people playing their game.
Posted 13 April, 2023. Last edited 15 April, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
104.3 hrs on record (69.9 hrs at review time)
Buggy mess. Many frustrating game-breaking bugs that you will not find until over two hours in (too late to refund). Buy at your own peril.
Posted 21 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
106.7 hrs on record
Almost a good game, but really a buggy piece of ♥♥♥♥ that wastes your time. Things like inventory missing, items getting stuck on auction house, lag so bad you can't hit anything, frustrating rules (like chat only 3 times in 3 minutes, wtf), totally unbalanced "classes" (everybody plays the same thing because it's the only thing that works).

Got to lvl 88/100 and was ranked 70 in pvp when I quit and uninstalled (not that my lame ass horse archer did anything useful, i just PVPed A LOT).

I play games for fun. This game could have been fun, it had its moments but the frustration and rage was too much so I had to leave. I already gave them money for this, not going to waste my time on top of that.

I am trying to be nice in this review.
Posted 19 February, 2023. Last edited 19 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
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31.6 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
Can't disable homosexuality in this game. Had I known the first 2 hours playing this game I would have refunded. If it weren't for that I would give a good review.

Also, finding this woke crap intolerable at this point.
Posted 1 January, 2023. Last edited 2 January, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
62.5 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
CONS:
nothing new or innovative
simple and bare-bones.
Only 4 classes
not a huge selection of anything
Lot of bugs and crashes
micro-transactions for cosmetic items in a game you already paid for

PROS:
Beautiful art
Great music
Satisfying combat
Good voice-overs
well-made levels and spawning system
good ai

The overall quality and playing satisfaction of the game is reason enough to recommend it. Even though it is barebones and buggy AF it is a solid foundation with which to build a killer game. I just hope they don't get carried away with the micro-transactions like many other games have.

Notes:
Gameplay is nearly identical to World War Z. 1:Speed run kill everything while looting crates 2:defend timed chokepoints 3:Repeat until done

Funniest line in the game: "I have saved us all! FOR IT IS I who have pulled the lever!"
Posted 2 December, 2022. Last edited 4 December, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
1,130.3 hrs on record (1,125.3 hrs at review time)
This game is basically like crack but I have one issue with it that is 100% gamebreaking.

The curse system.

You get one curse to use every 15 minutes. When you curse someone they cannot spawn near you in a rather large area for 90 days. That means one player can dish out a year of "no play" EVERY SINGLE LIFE.

This system might have worked when thousands of people were playing but now that only 50 or so people play it means you are literally not able to play anymore because griefers.

Stupid system that punishes players and rewards griefers. Nothing should ever prevent a steam customer from playing a game they BOUGHT and everybody should be given refunds.

F*ck this game, it's so full of griefers it isn't even fun.

Update Nov 13, 2023: I have 861 hours in this game and I am recommending you do not buy. Apparently you can't curse /die griefing babies now and the ally system is bugged so anyone can kill anyone. Now you can build a trap to catch players so they can't leave and they starve to death. Still full of griefers and the dev doesn't give a sh*t about it, obviously.

The game was in limbo for two years as the dev abandoned it then he comes back with patches to break the game.

Uninstalling again. This game needs to just die already.

Update:12/3/24
Still a problem with griefers wielding too much power.
If you become a ghost it is too easy to "kill" you.
Posted 30 November, 2022. Last edited 3 December.
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8 people found this review helpful
82.9 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
Don't listen to the other reviews, it is definitely pay to win
Posted 12 July, 2022. Last edited 12 July, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
12.0 hrs on record
Did not refund
Posted 1 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
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0.2 hrs on record
Refunded because could not remap keyboard and couldn't get sound to work at all.


**Update**

Apparently you CAN remap your controls. But guess what? You have to play through the game a bit before the characters will how you how to do it! 99.9999% of all games have key remapping in the options before you even start a new game. They don't require you to play 10 minutes into the game to REMAP YOUR CONTROLS. That's absolutely ridiculous to expect anyone to "ask" about remapping controls. It's there or it isn't. It's enough to make a decision right off the bat that this is not going to be a good user experience. It's VERY STRANGE to add keyboard remapping as a gameplay element. Who does that? It's an IMMEDIATE red flag that the developer doesn't even care about how their user experience in the game and you should fully expect the game to have all sorts of annoyances like this further into the game. Thanks I'lll pass.
Posted 12 January, 2022. Last edited 12 January, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Refunding. Can't play (I guess servers are overloaded) and I have learned my lesson waiting to connect for games and waiting so long I couldn't get a refund when I found out it sucked.
Posted 3 December, 2021.
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