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Cities: Skylines II falls far short of its predecessor's acclaim, embodying the epitome of superficiality in city-building simulation. It's as if the developers handed players an elaborate toy without bothering to equip it with any meaningful functionality.

Spending hard-earned cash on Cities: Skylines II in its current state is akin to tossing coins into a wishing well with a gaping hole at the bottom. Despite the allure of constructing intricate urban landscapes, the game's inner workings resemble a broken record, endlessly replaying the same mundane tune.

Let's examine the depth of urban planning and management in "Anno" series, where players navigate intricate trade networks, balance resource production, and cater to the needs of diverse population classes. In contrast, "Cities: Skylines II" lacks the strategic depth and complexity, reducing city-building to mere cosmetic construction devoid of meaningful interaction and consequence.
The promise of a dynamic city simulator is but a distant dream in this lackluster sequel. Interactions between inhabitants and infrastructure are superficial at best, rendering gameplay decisions utterly inconsequential. Whether citizens commute to work or goods are transported across the city, their movements have no bearing on the city's functionality.

In sum, Cities: Skylines II is a masterclass in disappointment—a game that masquerades as a city builder while delivering little more than empty aesthetics. Until substantial updates breathe life into its barren mechanics, players are better off investing their time and money elsewhere.

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Graphics
✅You forget what reality is
❌Beautiful
❌Good
❌Decent
❌Bad
❌Don‘t look too long at it
❌MS-DOS
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Gameplay
✅Very good
❌Good
❌It's just gameplay
❌Mehh
❌Watch paint dry instead
❌Just don't
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Audio
❌Eargasm
✅Very good
❌Good
❌Not too bad
❌Bad
❌I'm now deaf
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Audience
❌Kids
✅Teens
✅Adults
❌Grandma
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PC Requirements
❌Check if you can run paint
❌Potato
✅Decent
❌Fast
❌Rich boi
❌Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
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Difficulty
❌Just press 'W'
✅Easy
❌Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌Significant brain usage
❌Difficult
❌Dark Souls
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Grind
❌Nothing to grind
❌Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
❌Isn't necessary to progress
✅Average grind level
❌Too much grind
❌You'll need a second live for grinding
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Story
❌No Story
❌Some lore
❌Average
✅Good
❌Lovely
❌I'll replace your life
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Game Time
❌Long enough for a cup of coffee
❌Short
❌Average
✅Long
❌To infinity and beyond
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Price
❌It's free!
❌Worth the price
✅If it's on sale
❌If u have some separe money left
❌Not recommended
❌You could also just burn your money
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Bugs
❌Never heard of
✅Minor bugs
❌Can get annoying
❌ARK: Survival Evolved
❌The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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Graphics
❌You forget what reality is
❌Beautiful
✅Good
❌Decent
❌Bad
❌Don‘t look too long at it
❌MS-DOS
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Gameplay
❌Very good
✅Good
❌It's just gameplay
❌Mehh
❌Watch paint dry instead
❌Just don't
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Audio
❌Eargasm
❌Very good
✅Good
❌Not too bad
❌Bad
❌I'm now deaf
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Audience
❌Kids
✅Teens
✅Adults
❌Grandma
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PC Requirements
❌Check if you can run paint
✅Potato
❌Decent
❌Fast
❌Rich boi
❌Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
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Difficulty
❌Just press 'W'
❌Easy
❌Easy to learn / Hard to master
✅Significant brain usage
❌Difficult
❌Dark Souls
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Grind
❌Nothing to grind
✅Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
❌Isn't necessary to progress
❌Average grind level
❌Too much grind
❌You'll need a second live for grinding
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Story
✅No Story
❌Some lore
❌Average
❌Good
❌Lovely
❌I'll replace your life
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Game Time
❌Long enough for a cup of coffee
❌Short
❌Average
❌Long
✅To infinity and beyond
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Price
✅It's free!
❌Worth the price
❌If it's on sale
❌If u have some separe money left
❌Not recommended
❌You could also just burn your money
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Bugs
❌Never heard of
✅Minor bugs
❌Can get annoying
❌ARK: Survival Evolved
❌The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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Graphics
❌You forget what reality is
❌Beautiful
✅Good
❌Decent
❌Bad
❌Don‘t look too long at it
❌MS-DOS
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Gameplay
✅Very good
❌Good
❌It's just gameplay
❌Mehh
❌Watch paint dry instead
❌Just don't
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Audio
❌Eargasm
✅Very good
❌Good
❌Not too bad
❌Bad
❌I'm now deaf
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Audience
❌Kids
✅Teens
✅Adults
❌Grandma
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PC Requirements
❌Check if you can run paint
❌Potato
✅Decent
❌Fast
❌Rich boi
❌Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
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Difficulty
❌Just press 'W'
❌Easy
✅Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌Significant brain usage
❌Difficult
❌Dark Souls
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Grind
❌Nothing to grind
❌Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
❌Isn't necessary to progress
✅Average grind level
❌Too much grind
❌You'll need a second live for grinding
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Story
✅No Story
❌Some lore
❌Average
❌Good
❌Lovely
❌I'll replace your life
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Game Time
❌Long enough for a cup of coffee
❌Short
❌Average
❌Long
✅To infinity and beyond
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Price
❌It's free!
✅Worth the price
❌If it's on sale
❌If u have some separe money left
❌Not recommended
❌You could also just burn your money
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Bugs
❌Never heard of
✅Minor bugs
❌Can get annoying
❌ARK: Survival Evolved
❌The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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? / 10
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Ale gówno, nie polecam 10/10

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Graphics
❌You forget what reality is
✅Beautiful
❌Good
❌Decent
❌Bad
❌Don‘t look too long at it
❌MS-DOS
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Gameplay
✅Very good
❌Good
❌It's just gameplay
❌Mehh
❌Watch paint dry instead
❌Just don't
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Audio
❌Eargasm
✅Very good
❌Good
❌Not too bad
❌Bad
❌I'm now deaf
--------------------------------
Audience
❌Kids
✅Teens
✅Adults
❌Grandma
--------------------------------
PC Requirements
❌Check if you can run paint
❌Potato
✅Decent
❌Fast
❌Rich boi
❌Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
--------------------------------
Difficulty
❌Just press 'W'
❌Easy
✅Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌Significant brain usage
❌Difficult
❌Dark Souls
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Grind
❌Nothing to grind
❌Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
❌Isn't necessary to progress
✅Average grind level
❌Too much grind
❌You'll need a second live for grinding
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Story
✅No Story
❌Some lore
❌Average
❌Good
❌Lovely
❌I'll replace your life
--------------------------------
Game Time
❌Long enough for a cup of coffee
❌Short
❌Average
❌Long
✅To infinity and beyond
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Price
❌It's free!
❌Worth the price
✅If it's on sale
❌If u have some separe money left
❌Not recommended
❌You could also just burn your money
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Bugs
✅Never heard of
❌Minor bugs
❌Can get annoying
❌ARK: Survival Evolved
❌The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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? / 10
❌1
❌2
❌3
❌4
❌5
❌6
❌7
❌8
✅9
❌10
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Graphics
❌You forget what reality is
✅Beautiful
❌Good
❌Decent
❌Bad
❌Don‘t look too long at it
❌MS-DOS
--------------------------------
Gameplay
✅Very good
❌Good
❌It's just gameplay
❌Mehh
❌Watch paint dry instead
❌Just don't
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Audio
✅Eargasm
❌Very good
❌Good
❌Not too bad
❌Bad
❌I'm now deaf
--------------------------------
Audience
❌Kids
✅Teens
✅Adults
❌Grandma
--------------------------------
PC Requirements
❌Check if you can run paint
❌Potato
✅Decent
❌Fast
❌Rich boi
❌Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
--------------------------------
Difficulty
✅Just press 'W'
❌Easy
❌Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌Significant brain usage
❌Difficult
❌Dark Souls
--------------------------------
Grind
✅Nothing to grind
❌Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
❌Isn't necessary to progress
❌Average grind level
❌Too much grind
❌You'll need a second live for grinding
--------------------------------
Story
✅No Story
❌Some lore
❌Average
❌Good
❌Lovely
❌I'll replace your life
--------------------------------
Game Time
❌Long enough for a cup of coffee
❌Short
❌Average
❌Long
✅To infinity and beyond
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Price
❌It's free!
✅Worth the price
❌If it's on sale
❌If u have some separe money left
❌Not recommended
❌You could also just burn your money
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Bugs
✅Never heard of
❌Minor bugs
❌Can get annoying
❌ARK: Survival Evolved
❌The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
--------------------------------
? / 10
❌1
❌2
❌3
❌4
❌5
❌6
❌7
❌8
✅9
❌10
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Graphics
❌You forget what reality is
✅Beautiful
❌Good
❌Decent
❌Bad
❌Don‘t look too long at it
❌MS-DOS
--------------------------------
Gameplay
✅Very good
❌Good
❌It's just gameplay
❌Mehh
❌Watch paint dry instead
❌Just don't
--------------------------------
Audio
✅Eargasm
❌Very good
❌Good
❌Not too bad
❌Bad
❌I'm now deaf
--------------------------------
Audience
❌Kids
✅Teens
✅Adults
❌Grandma
--------------------------------
PC Requirements
❌Check if you can run paint
❌Potato
❌Decent
✅Fast
❌Rich boi
❌Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
--------------------------------
Difficulty
❌Just press 'W'
❌Easy
❌Easy to learn / Hard to master
✅Significant brain usage
❌Difficult
❌Dark Souls
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Grind
✅Nothing to grind
❌Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
❌Isn't necessary to progress
❌Average grind level
❌Too much grind
❌You'll need a second live for grinding
--------------------------------
Story
✅No Story
❌Some lore
❌Average
❌Good
❌Lovely
❌I'll replace your life
--------------------------------
Game Time
❌Long enough for a cup of coffee
❌Short
❌Average
❌Long
✅To infinity and beyond
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Price
❌It's free!
❌Worth the price
❌If it's on sale
❌If u have some separe money left
✅Not recommended
❌You could also just burn your money
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Bugs
❌Never heard of
✅Minor bugs
❌Can get annoying
❌ARK: Survival Evolved
❌The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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? / 10
❌1
❌2
❌3
❌4
❌5
❌6
❌7
✅8
❌9
❌10
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Graphics
❌You forget what reality is
❌Beautiful
❌Good
✅Decent
❌Bad
❌Don‘t look too long at it
❌MS-DOS
--------------------------------
Gameplay
❌Very good
✅Good
❌It's just gameplay
❌Mehh
❌Watch paint dry instead
❌Just don't
--------------------------------
Audio
❌Eargasm
❌Very good
❌Good
✅Not too bad
❌Bad
❌I'm now deaf
--------------------------------
Audience
❌Kids
✅Teens
❌Adults
❌Grandma
--------------------------------
PC Requirements
❌Check if you can run paint
❌Potato
✅Decent
❌Fast
❌Rich boi
❌Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
--------------------------------
Difficulty
❌Just press 'W'
✅Easy
❌Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌Significant brain usage
❌Difficult
❌Dark Souls
--------------------------------
Grind
❌Nothing to grind
❌Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
❌Isn't necessary to progress
✅Average grind level
❌Too much grind
❌You'll need a second live for grinding
--------------------------------
Story
❌No Story
✅Some lore
❌Average
❌Good
❌Lovely
❌I'll replace your life
--------------------------------
Game Time
❌Long enough for a cup of coffee
❌Short
❌Average
❌Long
✅To infinity and beyond
--------------------------------
Price
❌It's free!
✅Worth the price
❌If it's on sale
❌If u have some separe money left
❌Not recommended
❌You could also just burn your money
--------------------------------
Bugs
✅Never heard of
❌Minor bugs
❌Can get annoying
❌ARK: Survival Evolved
❌The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
--------------------------------
? / 10
❌1
❌2
❌3
❌4
❌5
❌6
✅7
❌8
❌9
❌10
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Graphics
❌You forget what reality is
✅Beautiful
❌Good
❌Decent
❌Bad
❌Don‘t look too long at it
❌MS-DOS
--------------------------------
Gameplay
✅Very good
❌Good
❌It's just gameplay
❌Mehh
❌Watch paint dry instead
❌Just don't
--------------------------------
Audio
✅Eargasm
❌Very good
❌Good
❌Not too bad
❌Bad
❌I'm now deaf
--------------------------------
Audience
❌Kids
❌Teens
✅Adults
❌Grandma
--------------------------------
PC Requirements
❌Check if you can run paint
❌Potato
❌Decent
✅Fast
❌Rich boi
❌Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
--------------------------------
Difficulty
❌Just press 'W'
❌Easy
❌Easy to learn / Hard to master
✅Significant brain usage
❌Difficult
❌Dark Souls
--------------------------------
Grind
✅Nothing to grind
❌Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
❌Isn't necessary to progress
❌Average grind level
❌Too much grind
❌You'll need a second live for grinding
--------------------------------
Story
✅No Story
❌Some lore
❌Average
❌Good
❌Lovely
❌I'll replace your life
--------------------------------
Game Time
❌Long enough for a cup of coffee
❌Short
❌Average
❌Long
✅To infinity and beyond
--------------------------------
Price
❌It's free!
✅Worth the price
❌If it's on sale
❌If u have some separe money left
❌Not recommended
❌You could also just burn your money
--------------------------------
Bugs
❌Never heard of
✅Minor bugs
❌Can get annoying
❌ARK: Survival Evolved
❌The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
--------------------------------
? / 10
❌1
❌2
❌3
❌4
❌5
❌6
❌7
❌8
✅9
❌10
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