bitrmn's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 10:20pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 10:48pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 10:50pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 10:37pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 10:57pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 7:13am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 10:42pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 11:12am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 10:31am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 10:45pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2017 @ 1:44am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 10:24pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2016 @ 8:42am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 7:21am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 10:21pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 10:15pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 4:41am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 9:55am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 7:23am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 10:55pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 5:46am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 6:46am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 8:00am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2016 @ 9:24am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2017 @ 7:48am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 7:35am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 7:56am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 7:53am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 7:50am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

15 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

1 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

8 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

20 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

28 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

9 / 30