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16 of 52 (31%) achievements earned:
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The World Fairest Court

Get arrested
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 12:04pm

Good Samaritan

Help Morris
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 8:39am

Date Doctor

Help Dong to make romance with Hazer
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 9:10am

Burning Man

...with blackjack and hookers!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 12:12pm

Sugar Blood

All sugar is in limited supply
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 2:08pm

Undermining Foundations

Arrange an explosion in the Ministry
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 11:56am

Easy Girl

Seduce Emma Hazer
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 9:57am

No Pain, No Gain...

Find office 101
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 10:51am

Twirl It!

Win the Supergame
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54am

A Dose Of Reality

Help Mulphy accept the truth
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 1:34pm

Soap Opera

Replace twins
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 12:40pm

Career Development

Get promoted to Floor 12
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2018 @ 10:05am

Rising Star

Get promoted to Floor 25
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 9:08am

Behind The Seven Seals

Processed 100 forms at Floor 12
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54am

My Sweet Pie

Don't hang up in the name of love!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 11:43am

Naive

Give money to the swindler
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 11:15am



Team Building

Be killed by a colleague

Lootboxing

Find all father's boxes

Wanted to live when dying.

Wanted to die when living.

50 Shades of Loyalty

Salute the Leader statue 50 times

Extended Friendship

Watch all TV series recommended by colleagues

Lend a Pushing Hand

Spit in Morris

There're things you can't control.

For everything else, there's mafia

Good Riddance

Organize the escape of Maria Curee

Collective Immunity

Vaccinate all Carl clones

Chemical Brothers

Solve environmental problems

Psalms Of Joy

Read the testaments of Isaac Weinberg

Top Of The World

Get promoted to Floor 37

One-Stop Service

Processed 100 forms at Floor 1

Dirty Hundred

Processed 100 objects at Floor 25

Dog In The Manger

Destroy the repeaters

Our Savior

Sacrifice yourself

Happiness for all! Free of charge!

And let no one leave offended!

Bend The Knee

Use Heimdall for your own purposes

Up To You

Enforce free will for people

Panem Et Circenses!

Transfer the Heimdall control to Ferguson

Hecatomb

Transfer the Heimdall control to De Salvo

Utopia

Transfer the Heimdall control to Weinberg
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