Yeh ngl this is a pretty dodgy fellow.
He told me his hobby is fishing so we bought some bait one day and drove to the nearby lake to fish.
Whilst we were sitting there with cans of beer, he told me a story of how his uncle tragically passed away recently. I felt bad so i put an arm around his shoulder to give him some comfort and support. After a while he rested his head against my shoulder and started to make weird noises, but because he was sad i wasn't bothered because it might be a way he processes pain.
After what seemed like ages, one of our fishing rods shook and i stood up to reel in the fish. I caught a whopper, a personal record!

I turned around to show ell but he was lying on the ground. I walked closer to him and he was pissing on the floor whilst on his belly. I thought he was drunk as he was singing the lyrics to Oasis whilst having a piss, however, he got up when he saw me and grabbed me by the waist. I was so shocked i just stood there, then he grabbed his belt and whipped my ass cheeks with it.
I screamed upon impact and wobbled on my feet, still in a confused and panicked state, and after 30 seconds of him just staring at me, he pushed me into the lake and drove of in my car.
So to conclude, dont visit this guy irl, he is very dodgy.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.