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Jartor 26 JUN 2024 a las 22:57 
♥♥♥ guzzled through a dog muzzle
tarakotaco 25 JUN 2024 a las 21:13 
Alright, listen up, adventurers! You've been grinding, questing, and raiding all day, and your gear still looks like it was forged by a level 1 blacksmith. You think you're going to conquer the world of ArcheAge with that junk? Think again. You need the one, the only, the legendary... Hammer.

Let me tell you about this hammer. This isn't just any hammer. This hammer has seen more battles than your great-grandma has seen knitting patterns. It was forged in the fiery depths of Auroria, cooled in the tears of defeated warlords, and polished with the sweat of a thousand blacksmiths. With this hammer in your hands, you don't just repair gear; you breathe life into it.

Your enemy rolls up in their fancy armor? BAM! Hammer. Their ship's about to out-sail you? WHACK! Hammer. Your farm cart stuck in the mud? SLAM! Hammer. This hammer doesn't just fix things, it dominates them.
tarakotaco 25 JUN 2024 a las 21:10 
YUH YUH ! CUBE GANG ! PULLED PORK ON MY ♥♥♥♥ BALLSACK SCENT FILLS THE WHOLE DAMN BLOCK
PREGNANT KARLACH ON RULE THIRTY FOUR DOT COM? B-B-B-B-BOING ! CLEANUP ON AISLE: MY UNDEROOS !
Jartor 14 ABR 2024 a las 12:55 
shordy biting on my ♥♥♥♥ like a blue ringed octopus
CHEWING ON MY JIMMY DEANS JIMMY DEANS JIMMY DEANS SAUSAGES
YUH YUH ! TURN UP ! GAY PORN ! YUH YUH ! YOUNG EPSTEIN ! YUH YUH ! ISLAND BOY ! YUH YUH ! GOT THE BEAMER ON I69 ! YUH YUH ! THAT'S A DOUBLE ENTENDRE SHORDY DOING KICK FLIPS ON MY '93 MAZDA
P-PUT IT IN REVERSE, ♥♥♥♥ GO HARD PUT THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ IN A HEARSE
MY VOICE IS HOARSE, SMOKE GOOD KUSH IN MY MASERATI PORSCHE LAMBORGHINI ON MY PORCH DRINKING KETCHUP BY THE BOTTLE, ASS FAT CLAP LARGE PUT MY COLON ON THE THROTTLE
YUH YUH ! CUBE GANG ! PULLED PORK ON MY ♥♥♥♥ BALLSACK SCENT FILLS THE WHOLE DAMN BLOCK
PREGNANT KARLACH ON RULE THIRTY FOUR DOT COM? B-B-B-B-BOING ! CLEANUP ON AISLE: MY UNDEROOS !
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tarakotaco 26 JUN 2023 a las 23:07 
I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?
Jartor 25 JUN 2023 a las 2:18 
u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy ♥♥♥ in my boipucccwie~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is too young to be a boimother! >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? O////<
desert 15 JUN 2023 a las 19:01 
u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy ♥♥♥ in my boipucccwie~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is too young to be a boimother! >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? O////<
tarakotaco 27 ENE 2023 a las 4:56 
(YEAH YEAH) PISTOL ON MY HIP I GOT THE CHOP (YEAH YEAH YEAH) BRAND NEW LAMBOURGHINI ♥♥♥♥ A COP CAR... BRAND NEW LAMBOURGHINI ♥♥♥♥ A COP CAR...BRAND NEW LAMBOURGHINI ♥♥♥♥ A COP CAR...
desert 26 ENE 2023 a las 17:03 
BRAND NEW LAMBOURGHINI ♥♥♥♥ A COP CAR... (YEAH YEAH) PISTOL ON MY HIP I GOT THE CHOP (YEAH YEAH YEAH)
Jartor 26 ENE 2023 a las 10:00 
BRAND NEW LAMBOURGHINI ♥♥♥♥ A COP CAR... (YEAH YEAH) PISTOL ON MY HIP I GOT THE CHOP (YEAH YEAH YEAH)
Exi 11 SEP 2022 a las 17:50 
C u m
desert 8 MAR 2022 a las 9:58 
peace be upon his name, big floppa, alhamduillah
يَعِدُهُمْ وَيُمَنِّيهِمْ ۖ وَمَا يَعِدُهُمُ الشَّيْطَانُ إِلَّا غُرُ‌ورً‌ا
وَمَن يَعْمَلْ سُوءًا أَوْ يَظْلِمْ نَفْسَهُ ثُمَّ يَسْتَغْفِرِ‌ اللَّـهَ يَجِدِ اللَّـهَ غَفُورً‌ا رَّ‌حِيمًا
tarakotaco 7 MAR 2022 a las 18:02 
peace be upon his name, big floppa, alhamduillah
يَعِدُهُمْ وَيُمَنِّيهِمْ ۖ وَمَا يَعِدُهُمُ الشَّيْطَانُ إِلَّا غُرُ‌ورً‌ا
وَمَن يَعْمَلْ سُوءًا أَوْ يَظْلِمْ نَفْسَهُ ثُمَّ يَسْتَغْفِرِ‌ اللَّـهَ يَجِدِ اللَّـهَ غَفُورً‌ا رَّ‌حِيمًا
desert 22 FEB 2022 a las 13:24 
a comment on jartor's profile
tarakotaco 22 FEB 2022 a las 12:21 
I'm about to bust it down (sexual style)
Jartor 22 FEB 2022 a las 11:11 
I'm about to bust it down (sexual style)
desert 10 FEB 2022 a las 10:39 
hey man
Jartor 10 FEB 2022 a las 10:37 
get a spliffy make it sticky give a licky smoke it all night (yeah yeah) this is marijuana gang and we're puffin bongs all night (yeah yeah) 420 skunk weed blowin trees all night
tarakotaco 8 FEB 2022 a las 23:13 
on some real ♥♥♥♥ (yeah yeah) I be poppin bottles (yeah yeah) the ughyur crisis is an israeli media fabrication (yeah yeah)
tarakotaco 10 ENE 2022 a las 15:54 
ELON MUSK ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY WIFE, YES, FINALLY! I LOVE ELON, JOE ROGAN RULES!
desert 8 ENE 2022 a las 18:52 
ELON MUSK ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY WIFE, YES, FINALLY! I LOVE ELON, JOE ROGAN RULES!
Jartor 3 ENE 2022 a las 18:53 
I'm about to go sicko mode :cozypoechris:
tarakotaco 30 DIC 2021 a las 22:20 
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL BEHAVIOR

WE HAVE CAUGHT YOU MOLESTING PLUTO FOR THE 12TH TIME
desert 7 DIC 2021 a las 15:04 
he will not
tarakotaco 7 DIC 2021 a las 9:00 
come back to Archeage buddy, time to be incredibly racist online
tarakotaco 2 DIC 2021 a las 12:36 
God I love minorities
desert 2 DIC 2021 a las 11:46 
BRAND NEW LAMBOURGHINI ♥♥♥♥ A COP CAR... (YEAH YEAH) PISTOL ON MY HIP I GOT THE CHOP (YEAH YEAH YEAH)
Jartor 16 NOV 2021 a las 21:21 
'member when I kicked your ass in Gmod?
tarakotaco 16 NOV 2021 a las 20:27 
Getting the vaccine made me realize how I want another shot with you. Choosing between Pfizer and Moderna was easy but I don't think I can pick anyone over you. I might have the antibodies now but your body was the only one I ever loved. You don't have to reply.
tarakotaco 30 OCT 2021 a las 17:41 
I am living in your walls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my walls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my walls?

You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.

How are you surviving in my walls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my walls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my walls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my walls?

You cannot escape me.

tarakotaco 28 OCT 2021 a las 16:14 
Super Idol 的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水 你不知道你有多可爱 跌倒后会傻笑着再站起来
kowserreich 25 SEP 2021 a las 7:42 
+rep sold him my foreskin in exchange for stocks in the Albanian government, not disappointed
PANIC 22 SEP 2021 a las 18:49 
What do i do with the foreskin you sent me?
desert 27 AGO 2021 a las 1:30 
你好 jantor 我最好的油炸我讨厌少数族裔所以这就是为什么不玩游戏的原因,很快就和你谈谈朋友!!!
Atlasyn 21 AGO 2021 a las 16:11 
Sir this is a Wendy's
tarakotaco 17 MAY 2021 a las 17:41 
How are Women even considering themselves opressed. All they have to do is work out and spread their legs to get money, only the men, can be considered opressed in this system. And you know why this isn't public? Because men arent like women which cry over EVERYTHING. Females are only there for our species to live on, other than that they are worthless for society and Humanity at it's whole. i mena, humanity even has the MEN inside of it, same with woMEN. Litteraly couldn't live without us MEN, whilst we men have proven to live within each other, without causing problems or not beeing able to live on our own. In conclusion, females are the abusers and should all get sent to jail, for abusing the so called "titty-power"
desert 26 ENE 2021 a las 18:42 
How are Women even considering themselves opressed. All they have to do is work out and spread their legs to get money, how can this system of us hard working men, giving those totally "opressed" females money, even opress them. we're also coming to the conclusion that only the men, can be considered opressed in this system. And you know why this isn't public? Because men arent like women which cry over EVERYTHING. Females are only there for our species to live on, other than that they are worthless for society and Humanity at it's whole. i mena, humanity even has the MEN inside of it, same with woMEN. Litteraly couldn't live without us MEN, whilst we men have proven to live within each other, without causing problems or not beeing able to live on our own. In conclusion, females are the abusers and should all get sent to jail, for abusing the so called "titty-power"
Jartor 26 ENE 2021 a las 16:00 
joe rogan knows the truth and alex jones is not crazy!!!!!!!!!!!
desert 26 ENE 2021 a las 15:57 
dude stop commenting on my profile...
Jartor 26 ENE 2021 a las 15:46 
'member when I kicked your ass in Gmod?
desert 26 ENE 2021 a las 15:43 
'member when I kicked your ass in Gmod?
Aireolus 24 DIC 2016 a las 7:05 
SPAGETTI AND MEATBALLS