Jesus: This, is my body. Take and-

[GUNSHOTS]
[Chair Moving and Panic Noises]

Judas: Oh my god! Peter!

[Screaming]
[GUNSHOTS]

Jesus: He's dead. He's dead Judas. Let's get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here!

Judas: Ca- Ca- Ca- Ca- Ca- Can't you bring him back?!
Judas: Isn't that something you can do?!

Jesus: THEY SHOT HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD MAN!
Jesus: THAT'S NOT LEPROSY! LETS GO!

Judas: Oh my God!

[Door Slam]

[Breathing Noises]
[Running Noises]

Jesus: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell! Everything's over.
Jesus: It's all ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I Invited them to that dinner, Judas.
Jesus: It was suppose to be me... What the ♥♥♥♥ happened!

[Judas Nervous Concern Noises]
[Audible Internet Dial-up from Walkie Talkie]

Judas: I don't know... But maybe uh...

Jesus: You don't know? Face it, the prophecies were wrong.
Jesus: Someone ratted us out.

[Nervous Judas Giggle]
[Audio Repeat from Walkie talkie Judas]

Judas: No way, man.

Jesus: It was a SET-UP!

Judas: It can't have been, like...

Jesus: How can you be sure?

Judas: Faith, right? Faith...

Jesus: ♥♥♥♥ Faith!
Jesus: We gotta get outta here before they whack us too

FBI Walkie Talkie: We need a clear confirmation Judas.

Judas: Oh god.

Jesus: My time draws near. I can feel it.
Jesus: They're coming for me.

Judas: So man. Are you sure you're the one?

Jesus: What?

Judas: Y-yeah, like. Are you really sure you're him?

Jesus: What do you-[Faints]
Jesus: What are you getting at here?

Judas: Well you're most certainly are a one,
Judas: but I'm just not sure if you're the one. Right? Right?

Jesus: Of course I am, I'm the one you moron

Jesus: I am the son of GOD
Jesus: I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER
Jesus: TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE
Jesus: TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN
Jesus: I AM OF ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE
Jesus: AND OF THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM
Jesus: I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE
Jesus: AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACY
Jesus: I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL
Jesus: IN MY FATHER'S NAME, AMEN.

[Jesus Breathing]

Judas: Uh-Um.. Ca-Ca-
Judas: Can you say that again, please?

Jesus: Which bit?

Judas: Y-y-yeah, just just the first bit

Jesus: Uh, I am the son of GOD.

Judas: [Stuttering] Yeah, Say it louder, please?

Jesus: I AM. THE SON. OF GOD.

Judas: Ok. okay, now say it slower.

Jesus: I-AM THE SON... OF-GOD.

Judas: Louder and slower

Jesus: I AM! Wait a second x4.
Jesus: The last supper... You kept calling it the "Last"... Supper...

[Judas Fiddling with the Walkie Talkie]

Jesus: You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knew, didn't you?
Jesus: You're the rat.
Jesus: CONFESS!

[Judas Whimpering]

Jesus: Look me in the eye when I'm talking to you.
Jesus: Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit.

Judas: What?

[Pushing Noises]
[Falling Noises]

FBI: ♥♥♥♥ Judas got made! Go, go, go!

Jesus: You covered your tracks well brother, but not well enough!

[Judas getting punched]

Judas: JESUS!

[Judas Receiving some Holy Spirit]

Jesus: Last.
Jesus: Supper.
Jesus: So obvious!

[Judas still receiving some Holy Spirit]

[Jesus Screams]

[Helicopter Noises]

Jesus: The feds!
Jesus: What the hell are they doing here?

Judas: I'm sorry Mary, but i'm about to kill a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[Emotional Music]

Jesus: When that bullet hits, you better pray I don't rise up and-

[Jesus gets shot]
[Falling noises]

[Jesus Revive noises]

Jesus: Did you forget the part of the prophecy, where you kill yourself?

[Jesus throws a cross at Judas]

Jesus: YOU BETTER HOPE FOR A MIRACLE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!

Judas: Get him! somebody stop that ♥♥♥♥!

[Jumping Noises]

Judas: Boys get him! Get him boys!

[FBI Running noises]

Music: Jesus, help me find my proper place.

[GUNSHOTS]
[Jesus Lands and frontrolls]

[Jesus Runs]

Music: Jesus. Help me find my proper place.
Music: Help me in my weakness.
Music: Cause I'm falling out of grace.
Music: Jesus, Jesus.

[Screen fades to black]