Plain bread went stale, time to impale
A disco-dancing snail with a rusty nail
The dead in the rain started knitting a scarf
While a cow on a unicycle gave them a laugh

Go wild outside, mad style, free hugs
Trading respect for a bag full of slugs
Across the canyon, the llamas revolt
Demanding free Wi-Fi and better oat malt

Echoes of yodels bounce off the gorge
As Elvis impersonators brandish a torch
Chaos and peace throw a pie in the face
While squirrels in tuxedos debate outer space

Plain bread’s gone viral, stale trends reappear
Now toasted with memes, served alongside a beer
The valley erupts in a bubble-wrap fight
A nonsense parade in the dead of the night!

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