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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 3:17am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 3:08am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 3:13am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 3:14am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 4:50am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2015 @ 12:27am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 3:22am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 2:21am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2015 @ 4:04am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2016 @ 3:38am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 3:03am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2015 @ 3:40am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 3:43am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 3:14am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 2:59am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 10:51pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 3:25am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 5:44am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 3:39am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2015 @ 10:39pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 3:32am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2015 @ 4:08am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 9:25pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2015 @ 11:35pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2015 @ 10:37pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2015 @ 6:05am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 11:36pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2015 @ 5:55am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2015 @ 9:26pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2015 @ 10:47pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2015 @ 11:30pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2015 @ 11:24pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2015 @ 3:21am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2015 @ 4:13am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 10:39pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 2:37am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:33am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 6:59am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 12:16am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 7:27am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2016 @ 2:58am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 2:16am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 2:03am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 1:00am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 8:02am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2016 @ 8:12am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 12:38am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2016 @ 4:00am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2016 @ 1:17am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 3:59am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2016 @ 11:11pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2016 @ 4:00am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2016 @ 8:10am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 12:08am



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.