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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 12:52am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 1:32am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2020 @ 5:30am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 12:34am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:17am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:18am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 1:06am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:32am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 5:39am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 2:18am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2020 @ 2:39am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 7:50am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 5:19am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 5:33am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 5:58am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 9:42am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 9:21am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2020 @ 5:47am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2020 @ 5:36am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2020 @ 5:59am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2020 @ 2:05am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 4:39am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 4:55am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 5:27am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 5:31am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 1:10am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 1:49am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2020 @ 1:42am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2020 @ 6:27am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 9:42am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 5:10am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 9:12am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:57am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2020 @ 2:10am