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Calcium Crusader

Bert Salad

Steam Summer Adventure 2014 - Green Team

The mighty Hammerhead, a man, a god, a champion of justice, he who watches over us and the one to thank for our daily lives, if not for our protector this world would be long lost to the unimaginable chaos around us, it is not mere desire for the mighty Hammerhead we have, it is need.

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MagicFunction: I am a girl.
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Paddy 14 Sep, 2019 @ 11:15am

We miss you dude.

Yantari 6 Feb, 2019 @ 3:07pm

come back papa bert

Yantari 1 Sep, 2017 @ 7:07am

Here's to you, Nicola and Bert. Rest forever here in our hearts.

Hammerhead 31 Aug, 2017 @ 1:58pm

I genuinely hope you didn't actually die

Yantari 7 Jul, 2017 @ 11:25am

come back to us fruit salad

Yantari 8 Dec, 2016 @ 7:03am

This is Major Bert to Hammercontrol, I'm stepping out the doooooooooooooooooooooor.
and I'm floating in a most perculiar waaaaaaaay
and the hammerhead gifs look very different todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

for here
am
i
sitting in a server
a last glimpse of the world
hammerhead isn't blue
and there's nothing else to do.

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