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13.9 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I started a rich single person game. My guy, Venjamin, is a pacifist, incapable of violence. All was going well. Just as I was about to build turrets, a rabid racoon shows up. Venjamin screams and runs away. I attempt to get him back into the house before he dies; he gets bit and scratched along the way, but makes it back. He crawls into bed. The rabid racoon eventually goes away. Then a new person shows up! Venjamin is saved! I make the new guy, Doug, a doctor. He sucks. Venjamin succumbs to infection. Doug's dog goes insane with grief and goes manhunter. The husky attacks Doug. Doug kills the husky. Inside the house, which is now a scene of carnage. However, Doug is a slob and refuses to clean. He's on the verge of mental breakdown because he's living in a murder scene. In a heatwave. Doug is currently recovering from his scratches in the same medical bed as Venjamin's corpse. Which is right next to the dog's corpse, because Doug refuses to clean anything.

11/10 would contract rabies again.
Posted 24 January, 2017.
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