A Bear's Story.

So there I was, swimming in the arctic waters, looking for my next meal when all of a sudden an orca whale burst through the water, flinging a seal high into the air. It landed on top of the ice, a ways in. The orca tried to jump from the water onto the ice to get the seal to fall into the water, but that wasn't working. I jumped onto the ice and pushed the dead seal into the water for the orca.
I now have an orca buddy who follows me around being generally helpful and generally playful. I've called him gomez 'cause he doesn't talk bear. I feel like he's a gomez.
... If he's a He.