Sperm DOESN'T work as soap, don't try it, no one else has to test it. I made a sacrifice for all of you fellow intellectuals. First off, I'd like to highlight the fact that it's not my fault we were out of "fairy" cause my stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ mom uses too much to clean the plates. And that ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥ told me it's my turn to do the dishes KNOWING there's no soap left so she can see me SUFFER. I TOLD HER I'M NOT A DISHWASHER THEREFORE IT'S NOT MY JOB! SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN DUDE! What a lesbian. Anyway, I believe everything happens for a reason so my using sperm to clean the dishes was meant to happen just so I could pass this knowledge onto future generations.