Recent reviews by Ben

My life is complete

Good game, but greedy execs. Why did I pay money for something that is now free??

My 2016 Garry's Mod experience in a nutshell

Yes

Okay so I'm 24 hours in, obviously I gotta give it a thumbs up. There's a couple of things you should know before you get the game though.
1) They went back to a lot of JC2 stuff (melee, weird liberating, and no more planted explosives)
2) Instead of hitting space in a vehicle for stunt position, you have to hold down E and tap W. Really gets my fingers in a knot.
3) Something that isn't necessarily devastating but certainly annoying: whenever you run out of ammo for a special weapon you straight up drop it. That bothers me a lot.

Other than that, great game. They brought back the tuk tuk boom and the ice breaker, which I thought was really neat and fun. You should definitely some of the DLCs when you purchase it though. Cars that turn into planes with the click of a button are kinda tight.

Fun but terraria still feels more rewarding

I'm not the best at it but it's pretty fun

Best arcade-style game out there, and it's completely free!

I've been playing this game since 2017 and its still fun to play

If you happened to say "yes" to any of these questions, then this game's for you.
Honestly, I love everything about this game, and I really mean every little thing. For example, your goal in this game is to bomb countless countries in order to stop terrorism. That whole concept is a fine example of the irony within the way that our world tries to solve its own issues, and because of that, I absolutely love it.

However, the one thing that I love the most about this game is the intro... that guddam intro... It's so sexy. It's like you need to almost pinch yourself in order to make sure that you aren't dreaming, and if this intro happens to give you an erection, well, that may or may not be normal depending on your gender. Screw it, if you didn't have a jiggle stick before, but this game somehow happens to make you pitch a tent, that's fine with me, because this game is just that sexy. So, if you love america, and you're in the mood to take out some terrorist trash, then you should definitely buy this game. It will be the best $15 you ever spent.

(The endangered, "merica eagle", which is the only bird that uses a machine gun to hunt its prey)
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Gud bless merica.
10/10 would carpet bomb the middle east again.