Hello, my name's Ken. I breathe through a tube and play games on the internet.

Pick up that platter, tough guy.

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benchmarks aged 24 [humanbenchmark.com]

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my attempt to get in prstg [pastebin.com]

22:02 - mustard men from mars: fixed my pet
22:03 - mustard men from mars: got a lil cat now
22:03 - Prancing La-La ♥♥♥♥ Man: i swear to christ
22:03 - Prancing La-La ♥♥♥♥ Man: if it pisses everywhere
22:03 - Prancing La-La ♥♥♥♥ Man: im gonna quit
22:03 - mustard men from mars: DO YOU EVER HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT
22:03 - Prancing La-La ♥♥♥♥ Man: no
22:03 - Prancing La-La ♥♥♥♥ Man: and your all caps annoy me

12:58 - OsZ_: 5% chance of my dad showing up like "whattup, we're going somewhere tonight"
12:59 - lie to my face: son we're going for a drive to the river
12:59 - lie to my face: get in this plastic refuse bag
12:59 - OsZ_: oh boy, daddy. didnt know it was my birthday already <3

OsZ_: stop being productive and play videogames

aron: OK HON?
Milhouse van Ballin' has changed their name to Bacon ❤ Bøggz.
aron: there we go

ココドラ: yes but wait
ココドラ: pizza is near to hatching

21:16 - aron: wait
21:17 - aron: gonna go get ♥♥♥♥ to put in my mouth

adysky: i might came

*DEAD* Rabid MidgetMan : baconknight have you a macro to say that with the easy spelt wrong everytime?

dzgnated : not as easy as fisting ur mums lose ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

ITG : HAVE ANYBODY FROM BALKAN?

19:14 - bøggz: ive run int oa pickle
19:14 - bøggz: i got over 100k souls but im on level 69

BobMcSwaggins : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAM IS CINDA EZ ♥♥♥♥ OFF ♥♥♥♥ NO ITS NOT YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOEWBOATING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

BoneSponge : im cockmouth

16:36 - Hiru: hi i am mistake

15:10 - los ♥♥♥♥♥♥: i wonder how people with stump arms jerk it
15:11 - Hiru: some have people who do that for them
15:11 - Hiru: and some are incredibly flexible
15:12 - Hiru: others might have a toy or something
15:12 - los ♥♥♥♥♥♥: a jar of mayonnaise
15:12 - Hiru: duuude nooo
15:12 - Hiru: how they clean up that?
15:12 - los ♥♥♥♥♥♥: AHAHAHAHA

9:16 PM - Carlotso: Who is the Heavy?
9:16 PM - Carlotso: Is it that Ben chap?
9:16 PM - CON_DAWG: Bejcn

21:45 - ココドラ: I'm not gonna lie
21:45 - ココドラ: between you and me
21:45 - ココドラ: I feel like I can admit
21:46 - ココドラ: that I dream of having intercourse with fluttershy
21:46 - ᕙ(ò_óˇ)ᕗ TheBaconKnight: it's okay
21:46 - ココドラ: I just cant do anything about these feels
21:46 - ᕙ(ò_óˇ)ᕗ TheBaconKnight: yo'rure'e secret is safe whit me :)

cherryrendezvous: i bought league

23:24 - cherryrendezvous: yeah gimme 10 mins im eating breakfast

adysky: i wanna stack pizza boxes with you at lan

adysky: i ahte you

OsZ: i like ♥♥♥♥ and anime

BoneSponge: feels ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great you know
BoneSponge: getting absolutely molested by 8 big blue balls

21:26 - aron: https://yt3.ggpht.com/-nwXPaYmQPFQ/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/ND-vFlGEOyU/s900-c-k-no/photo.jpg
21:27 - aron: mfw theres a persistent piece of smegm on my glans and i start annihiliting it with warm shower

My favourite from a special old friend right before he parted ways for good (to play 200 450 hours of Unturned)

Taylor Swift: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pleb