Senaste recensioner av zoot tower

its the joyful rolling game. if you ever looked out of the window on a long car ride and imagined absorbing everything you saw, this game is for you.

fantastic coffee break game. it reminds me of how binding of isaac was in its flash version, but done in a very clean and readable NES style.

you collect souls from defeating bosses, kind of like that one series. but you can invest the souls into incremental improvements or new characters.

its a lot of fun. expect nothing and you will be pleasantly surprised!

if you ever played any of the populous games and felt too stressed out to do anything, look no further than this game. it's a super advanced version of "THE GAME OF LIFE" written by some maths nerd.

in the beginning... what happened? it's sort of up to you. you can create whatever landmass you like, populate with whatever creatures you want (except cats, somehow that's important i state) and watch whatever carnage occurs.

you can interfere as you feel fit, but as there's no particular goal, its just as rewarding to watch.

this is a watching game. a clockwork world you can look at, and as far as i'm concerned it fulfils that role.

i am very good at football management, being in real life to identify both as a football and a manager. the football is very good at managing, and the manager is very bad at being a football. such is the duality of man.

i digress. this simulation game is both loathed and loved in equal measure, and its probably fair to say for good reason. the die hard fans demand changes to the venerable match engine for it is too predictable, the newcomers shriek because it is too unforgiving. for myself, the answer is it is both too easy and too hard in predictable ways. the five goal lead at half time is bound to end in a cricket scoreline, the snore draw will end in a convenient penalty.

that's not to say the game is bad. if you played football manager previously, this will be familiar addictive territory. the data hub is as useful as any stats, ie not very. there are more options to express yourself at press conferences, which i'm guessing wasn't the most pressing issue with the game *clasps hands together*

if you're a newbie to football manager, you can rejoice that the game is almost playable on autopilot, depending on the team you pick. certain teams are a defined challenge, like crusader kings 2, but by and large the game is more forgiving than it was two years ago, both in terms of information given and tooltips.

a qualified thumbs up, bearing in mind that the data hub really isn't worth the full cost of the game.

absorbing landscape solitaire

apparently this is the good yakuza after 0, but i can't be bothered playing the main mission

out of the 3,4.5 group this one is the best. but its still not as good as 6.

i recall this one. it was ANNOYING.

i completely forgot this game. i played it and it was so unremarkable i ceased to recall it.

cautious thumb up.

started my reign aiming to improve economic and social prosperity for my fellow citizens, ended up being decapitated after my military advisor exploded himself. good.