Recent reviews by Bearbearic

My first 5 hours were miserable with gun RNG but eventually I got useful ones and its fun now.

Been perfectly smooth on the recommended specs (3700x and 3080) using the game's Balanced profile. Not sure what the causes are for the performance issues most have but maybe it's because I installed it to an m.2 drive? I basically have it on High with G.I. and motion blur on Ultra and DLSS on Balanced at 1080p.

The best game Bethesda has made since Oblivion.

Its fine. Like the first game, its competent and will occupy some time with friends. Nothing spectacularly fun but its fun enough.

Mechanically simple but it doesn't matter. The presentation and story are bonkers in all the good ways you expect. Its considerably better than anyone could have hoped for from a South Park game.

Completely absurd study on how tedium and abstract layers of controls aren't immersion or role play. The story is not worth the hassle. The sequel better assign scrolling the mouse wheel to breathing in and out if the devs really think this is a compelling design philosophy.
The world runs on a clock but is largely dead and unresponsive window dressing while you're watching the 50th animation that fight where the camera wobbles around with Henry's control disabled.
Play immersive sims like Prey and enjoy something much more thoughtful and worthy of your time and the developer's time.

Very fun but also very frustrating and slow. After about 40 or 50 hours I'm at the point where I need to play in very small sessions to not get burnt out by the slog.

Very cute and fun with friends. Everyone memes about how evil you CAN be in the game but really you can do whatever and just enjoy the cute companions and farming.

Good tactical fun. Very similar to Hotline Miami but with a slower pacing and character inertia. This one vibes with me more, but don't expect to play both games with the same mindset.

Cute and relaxing 10/10