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I want to eat your pancreas 13 Jan, 2016 @ 5:29am 
If you're anything like me, you've felt up a bull crocodile and wondered where the hell his equipment is. Well, its stored inside of his cloaca in two bits collectively called the hemipenis. This gives reptiles like that crocodile that got me banned from the Central Park Zoo a deliciously smooth crotch region, perfect for panties. You are now thinking about a crocodile in panties. Of course, they're only found in reptiles and birds.
Medik 30 Aug, 2015 @ 3:54am 
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[HOH]Hellion666 24 Jul, 2014 @ 3:00am 
This guy here is a legend! True friend and compatriot! <3 ya heaps man :)
Medik 11 Apr, 2014 @ 3:43am 
tfw no comments for 2 years
Revan 4 Dec, 2012 @ 11:08am 
Are you buying Forge?
Yumi 5 Nov, 2012 @ 9:58am 
Your Face is now redundant
Alpharius[Rusky] 26 Sep, 2012 @ 3:46am 
Stop being online at stupid times so we can play Brolands 2 together :/
Salty Emperor 9 Sep, 2012 @ 8:25pm 
I fell asleep, guy. D:
JayJay 14 Jul, 2012 @ 5:11pm 
I am talking to you, who is me.
NemesisLeon44 8 Jun, 2012 @ 1:18pm 
Drink your orange jewse
Feary 15 Apr, 2012 @ 1:17pm 
JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Feary 15 Apr, 2012 @ 3:27am 
I CANT EVEN JUST PUT JEWS I HAVE TO HAVE 5 CHARACTERS. SO HERE IT IS. JEWWWWWWWWS
N O r 7 Jan, 2012 @ 5:08pm 
Mmmrpgh crpyha drghya! Yfrgh! Hurrururururu!!
Mrice 20 Oct, 2011 @ 4:01pm 
Saw that coming
Captain Ben 1 Sep, 2011 @ 1:43am 
I am sorry to inform you, you are now dead.
WildlifeMarshal 28 Aug, 2011 @ 2:09pm 
Wont that make statement 1. and 2. true?
N O r 24 Aug, 2011 @ 10:55am 
It was random's fault!
Feary 22 Aug, 2011 @ 10:01am 
YOU LIED TO ME!
[NEWB] Birds 3 Aug, 2011 @ 2:46am 
i hate your guts
alexisluigi 14 Jul, 2011 @ 3:24pm 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL7A3G1Oe3E&feature=related
urban pigeon doing research 4 Jul, 2011 @ 11:02am 
Tottally not posting this to do the summer thingy, yep its a thingy
Briggsby 2 Jul, 2011 @ 1:14pm 
NOO the quotes are gone!
Bambi Leatherwhip 19 Apr, 2011 @ 7:09pm 
I WIN
Briggsby 16 Dec, 2010 @ 4:31pm 
Totally not posting this just to get one of the treasure hunt things
Feary 16 Dec, 2010 @ 3:15pm 
NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEHHHHH
Chumplestiltskin 6 Nov, 2010 @ 12:33pm 
your poos are black? disgusting. go see a doctor
Chumplestiltskin 9 Sep, 2010 @ 12:24pm 
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chumplestiltskin 19 Jun, 2010 @ 1:34pm 
NO THEY MUSTNT - GCSE's ARE OVER GAMING MUST BEGIN
Chumplestiltskin 11 Jun, 2010 @ 8:14am 
noone is looking for a witty clever summary