Potato » Games » POSTAL 2 Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
81 of 89 (91%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 11:08am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 9:27am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 2:47am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 10:33am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 7:31am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:35am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 12:53am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 7:57am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 12:37am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 11:24am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:35am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 7:10am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 3:40am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 12:58am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 4:27am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 3:59am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 1:27am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 6:05am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 8:49am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 11:12am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 8:14am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 8:36am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:31am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 5:40am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 8:42am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 10:06am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 10:30am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 5:07am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 11:11am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 7:31am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 8:08am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 8:07am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 10:41am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 2:56am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 10:24am



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)