don't telepathically communicate with me or my ship ever again

bro nice booty hole

Nice guy at heart but you gotta learn when you should let your teammates play and move on from a lost round. Communicate USEFUL information with your team, i.e. where you will be playing. When you die, call where you died, how many you saw, and if anyone is hit for 40 or more. Do NOT ramble on for the next 10-15 seconds about unimportant things ('He's cheating', 'Why would he check that?', 'What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing purple'). If you would like to plan strategy for the next round with others who are dead then please use the team text chat. so please end it all

dude i was hitting on this fine lady. not u.

This cat has gotta stop hitting on me

Hello, i noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and i am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here, i am quite popular around here, so if you require guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, i am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard and i do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers.... So rest assured i will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a player 2... a companion a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some times. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together, (as friends of course)