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24.5 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
Great survivor with a ton of content and a pretty banging soundtrack. There's a lot to unlock and many interesting weapons to discover by combining the 4 base weapon types into 69 (nice) possible permutations. Many different characters as well, with unique playstyles. Strikes a good balance between keeping the runs fresh with randomness and letting you build the build you want to.

Easy recommend.
Posted 23 October.
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2 people found this review helpful
40.9 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Super fun co-op game with a hundred ways to kill your friends.
Looks and runs great on my (modern) system. Great audio, too.
It's everything I wanted from a third-person Helldivers sequel.
Posted 8 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
70.8 hrs on record (52.9 hrs at review time)
The best book I've ever played.
Simply outstanding.
Relentlessly funny, mercilessly melancholy.

If I could only review/recommend one game, it would be this one.
Posted 28 October, 2021. Last edited 28 October, 2021.
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3.0 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Face shooty perfected.
Posted 24 June, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
21.2 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
In its current state, I can't recommend this game. Loot is so common right now that you can get the best gear in the game in 10-20 minutes, effectively making it PUBG except you can't die for good and the gunplay sucks worse somehow. That also makes the crafting in this game utterly redundant since crafted gear just can't compete with military gear, but the military gear is actually easier to get.

It honestly just seems like a basic survival game bloated to hell with gimmicky afterthought mechanics that sound more like marketing than game mechanics. At the end of the day, most of this game's features mean absolutely nothing. Stats and skills have no noticeable effect, diet neither. Nor does getting wet or having to take a dump every 30 minutes. It's just fluff, behind that there's hardly anything to this game. Survival is pathetically easy when a single animal drops enough food to LITERALLY last you MONTHS. Seems not even the developers know what this game is supposed to be, so they bloat it with weird stuff like the events mode in an attempt to appeal to everyone. Also the fame system, that LETS YOU SPAWN WHERE YOU DIED OR ON YOUR MATES. IN A SURVIVAL GAME.

Did you die? No worries. Just spawn back in next to your corpse and you'll forget all about it.
Don't worry about survival - scum is for everyone :)))))))

It's like they were making a forgiving 4-player co-op sandbox game but suddenly just decided to instead make it play out on a 64 pop server. Then they put a bucket in the dev studio where people could submit random ideas, and put all of them in game. All the features of this game sound like a good idea on paper but actually aren't, really.

It's got potential, though. I hope one day it lives up to it. As it is right now, it's more like an empty shell of a survival game full of meaningless marketing buzzwords, like
U CAN POOP HAHA XD
PLAY ANY WAY YOU WANT ᵃˢ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ᶦᵗ'ˢ "ˢʰᵒᵒᵗ ˢʰᶦᵗ" ᵒʳ "ᵖᶦᶜᵏ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵘᵖ"
U CAN GET WET, SO REALISM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 30 August, 2018. Last edited 30 August, 2018.
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29.1 hrs on record (25.4 hrs at review time)
is good gaem
Posted 16 July, 2018.
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11.3 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Awesome co-op experience.
Posted 14 April, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
592.8 hrs on record (372.8 hrs at review time)
It's a Bethesda-style game that isn't made by Bethesda.

It's amazing.
Posted 8 January, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
Found a loaded gun.

Got threatened by a tenant.

Chose the only option that didn't involve me bribing my way out of an ass-kicking, [Ride it out].

Watched helplessly as I got stabbed in a cutscene, handgun resting comfortably in my pocket and lost over an hour of progress.
Posted 26 December, 2016.
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25 people found this review helpful
70 people found this review funny
32.7 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Feeling better now, sport? Happiness is a choice! Don't forget your joy again or I'll snap your bloody legs in two.
Posted 27 July, 2016. Last edited 18 August, 2017.
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