Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
43 of 50 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 8:42am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 12:29pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 12:42am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 6:09am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 6:11am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 8:36am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 5:21am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 7:53am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 5:24am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 8:56am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 9:11am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:54pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 9:35am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 9:43am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:46pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.