Hey, bros! It's me, Wonder Blue. But you already knew that, there isn't one person out there who hasn't heard of me and my beautiful tales of bravery and heroics. If you haven't, go Google that crap, dude! No seriously, Google it, unless you want to feel the sting of my Valiantium blade! Of course, you won't feel it for long, you'll be dead... by the blade.

So anyway, I'm part of this gnarly team called the Wonderful 100, only problem is our so called 'leader' is a total n00bcake, I mean like serious nub, joined the force 1 months ago and thinks he can tell us what to do? Well he needs to know something, Wonder Blue doesn't work for no n00b.

I can't wait to give him a taste of my Valiantium blade. Not in a gay way... dude seriously I know you were thinking I meant that as a euphamism, I didn't. Seriously, bro. Why you looking at me like that? Put a crossiant in it!