wow such a cute gamer boy uwu

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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I never got to say this to you in person, but, Hex, you always kind of reminded me of an acorn

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hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

+rep add me

Something about the way you taste
Makes me wanna clear my throat
There's a message to your movements
That really gets my goat

I looked for sniffy linings
But you're rotten to the core
I've had just about all I can take
You know I can't take it no more

I ♥♥♥♥ing hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥ A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little ♥♥♥♥ing convertible.

only gays comment here wait.. that makes me gay too :D

Me and my Frat brothers like to play Mario Kart: loser sucks the winner's weiner. It's funny because that means you're gay if you lose, and last Summer I lost once and Matt was like "Ha, you're such a homosexual!" and I was like "yeah i am, why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow?" and so he did and we've kept the joke going so long I proposed to him after the Iron Bowl it was EPIC and we're planning a cozy wedding up in New England next November it's going to be hIlArIoUs i've never been so happy in my entire life, no ♥♥♥♥

Hey guys nasa jim 108 here i have about 5 months left to live and before i go i wanted to reveal the truth nasa has been hiding, firstly the martians aren't what you see in the movies they are little tunneling bastards who live underground and the moonmen were wiped out by our initial invasion,there are many ways to contact aliens like an alien tuning fork. OH♥♥♥♥♥♥IT'S NASA THEY FOUND ME! THE TRUTH WILL NOT GO UNSPOKEN! DEUS VULT!

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yo my gay furry friend, talk to me sometime, lets play some ♥♥♥♥ again

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Sometimes I think my cat is a bit of a queer, not there's anything wrong with that of course. It's just that he's affectionate. Super affectionate. It's suspect behavior if you ask me. Like, I get it. We're bros and all, but even bros have to have boundaries. One time I was napping on my couch and he just jumps on my chests and rubs my face with his nose. And during this he was purring constantly, as though he was enjoying it. He didn't even say "no ♥♥♥♥," which of course would've made everything alright. When I change my clothes he watches me, and whenever I take a piss, he's always weaving in between my legs and rubbing up against them. Like dude, my ♥♥♥♥ is out. Show some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ respect for my privacy. Am I crazy, or is all that a tad odd? My cat and I have a good thing going on, and I'm worried that his latent homosexual tendencies are going to ruin things between us.

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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10/10 would say is faj again

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A) why am i subscribed to this thread. B) wtf cory

I speak for the trees and the trees say "you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ "

Im a huge ♥♥♥

what a league ♥♥♥ ew

what a big gay

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you slut!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

Happy B-day my special gaybie!

add me boy

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I love you <3

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Were going on a trip! To a place called auchawitz, it is shower time! little jews die!

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my meme shop. I work here with my rare pepe and my son, Gnome Child. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna become dank.

I heard something about skydiving

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