Today I tried to fart on my ♥♥♥♥. I deeply desired to feel the soft wind, the brush of warmth that I knew would make me ♥♥♥ instantly. I attempted this in the musky, isolated sanctum that is my room. I ate twelve cans of refried beans to ensure success. I tucked my seven inch flacid meat cylinder between my legs and blew the wind. At first it was glorious, but then the beans began to wreak havoc upon my bodily innards. I felt the wrath of a thousand sun's in my anal sphincter, and a hurricane of pure liquid diarrhea spewed from my anus. My penis was drenched in liquid feces, and, much to my shame, I did indeed ♥♥♥ instantly.

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