Look guys, I love ass just as much as the next guy, but I mean come on, it gets SO OLD after a while. Yes it’s hot I get it, but like can we post ANYTHING ELSE?! Look, I’m not saying you have to stop posting ass pics, or only post boobs, but like come on guys, we can’t choose anything better? I mean after all that’s where poop comes from! And that’s nasty, at least for a lot of people (I don’t judge). But come on, it’s to the point I can’t even get turned on by ass pictures anymore. A girl I was getting dirty with sent me an ass pic but she wanted a ♥♥♥♥ pic in return! Unfortunately I couldn’t send her one because my ♥♥♥♥ was still flaccid!! I had to explain to her about how ass pics don’t turn me on, and she thought I just didn’t ♥♥♥♥ with her, which wasn’t the case at all!! Sorry I know i’m rambling but come on guys, anything else would be better! Thank you in advance.

suck my "ouroboros"

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

she robin on my da till I bank

Dabank Robin

robbed my heart