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My Kart Is Augmented

Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?
Låst opp 28. mars 2020 kl. 14.32

We Can Rebuild Him

Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits.
Låst opp 29. mars 2020 kl. 15.52

Million Dollar Granddad

Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.
Låst opp 29. mars 2020 kl. 15.52

GrimAced

Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.
Låst opp 28. mars 2020 kl. 14.31

During The War...

Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.
Låst opp 28. mars 2020 kl. 14.33

Technophobic

Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.
Låst opp 28. mars 2020 kl. 15.13

Feeling Lucky?

Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.
Låst opp 28. mars 2020 kl. 15.00

Am I Missing An Eyebrow?

Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.
Låst opp 28. mars 2020 kl. 15.36

Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me

Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.
Låst opp 28. mars 2020 kl. 15.05

Gone In Many Seconds

Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.
Låst opp 28. mars 2020 kl. 15.35

Death Decider

Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.
Låst opp 29. mars 2020 kl. 16.00

Batteries not Included

Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter.
Låst opp 28. mars 2020 kl. 14.50



Slick Moves Like Jagger

Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.
15 / 20

He Was A Skater Boy

Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.
0 / 5

Paperboy The Hard Way

Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.
0 / 5

Death Defier

Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.

Death Derider

Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.

Death Despiser

Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.

Death Defiler

Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place.

Casting your net

Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.

Silver Surfer

Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.
0 / 10

Worldly Wise Whiz

Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.
0 / 50

Snatch me if you can

Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!

Double, double toil and trouble

Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.

Sweep

Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.

A Quiet Night In

Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.

Over the hump

Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.

A Manic Monday

Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.

Tuesday’s child

Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.

Thor's Day

Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.

Jason goes to Sunny Pines

Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.

Disco Driving

Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.

No rest for the wicked

Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.

Week Minded

You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..

Trick or Treat

Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.

You Old Romantic

Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.

Christmas Truce?

Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.