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If you're caught gooning, you will be:
Bonked with the Holy Bonk Stick 🪓
Sent to digital jail (a Discord server with no roles) ⛓️
Forced to touch grass under supervision 🌱🕵️
Assigned a 72-hour YouTube playlist of Gregorian chants ⛪️
This is not a threat. This is a public service announcement. We are protecting your soul. Your grandma would be disappointed. Your goldfish already is. 🐟
So put down the lotion. Close the 12 tabs. Reopen a book. Reconnect with your ancestors. And remember:
NO GOONING ALLOWED BECAUSE THIS IS A NO GOONING ZONE BY ORDER OF THE INTERNET SANITY COUNCIL 🧼🧠✝️ CLEAN MIND, CLEAN LIFE ✝️🧠🧼
Stay safe. Stay normal. And for the love of all things wholesome… STOP. THE. GOON.
🚨⚠️ NO GOONING ALLOWED ⚠️🚨
Attention all citizens of the internet!! 🗣️ This is your final warning. This area has officially been designated as a NO GOONING ZONE — repeat, a NO. GOONING. ZONE. ❌🧠✋
We see you. 👀 Yeah, you. Sitting there, eyes glazed over, drool on your chin, staring at 47 tabs of unspeakable material. THAT’S RIGHT. You thought we wouldn’t notice?? You thought you could just enter this sacred space with your goon brain fully activated?? Think again, champion. 🛑
As of 14:07 Standard Internet Time, gooning has been banned in a 5-mile radius of this post. ☁️🛰️ There will be zero tolerance for any behavior that includes:
Staring at pixels for 4+ hours 🧑💻
Whispering sweet nothings to your screen 💻❤️
Making weird noises like “oooohhhhhhh yesssssssss” into the void 🎧
RATSSSS RATSS WE ARE THE RATSS WE SLITHER WE STRIKE WE ARE THE RATSSSS